“While Barron is honored to have been chosen as a delegate by the Florida Republican Party, he regretfully declines to participate due to prior commitments,” the Office of Melania Trump wrote in a statement to ABC News.

    • @inb4_FoundTheVegan
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      Agreed, but we need to remember the bar for that particular honor is underground.

  • @JesusSon
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    He has to stand on a porch and stare off into the distance that day

  • @Cheems
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    I think it would be hilarious if he went into politics as a staunch socialist

    • @[email protected]
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      And they live in a filmstudio white house in one continious sitcom and voting is replaced by how many stars you give each episode. A commission of reaction-video-youtubers intetpret the episode to forge the ratings into political policy making

    • Flying Squid
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      Not like Trump has time for any of his kids. I guess Barron realizes daddy will never love him. Too bad Eric never did.

      • @m13
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        I believe the person above you is making a reference to the book / film American Psycho.

    • @JesusSon
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      Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

  • @fox2263
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    I’m hoping prior commitments are some gaming tournaments and spring break like activities.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      Or just “staying the hell away from dad’s mess”

  • @fidodo
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    2712 days ago

    The younger generation really is smarter

  • @voracitude
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    Damn yo, Barron’s giving ol’ Donny the Eric treatment 😅

  • @[email protected]
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    He’s definitely on the spectrum. His mom had to come to his corner. It’s obvious he doesn’t want anything to do with his shitty dad

    • @ripcord
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      Why does that mean he’s on the spectrum?

        • @ripcord
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          That isn’t an answer to the question I asked

            • @ripcord
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              That doesn’t make any sense either.

              My comment wasn’t edited and neither was the one I replied to (at least not after I replied to it)

  • @5opn0o30
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    Should take it and vote for Biden. Would make for some fun news coverage.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    I heard his furaffinity commissions page is booked solid for the next 4 years.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s way too early to tell. He was brought up in wealth and chances are he’s a shitty person purely due to that but hey - he’s young and he hasn’t had a public persona.

      • @NABDad
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        3012 days ago

        There’s a chance that Melania has instilled in him a deep and neverending hatred of his father. It shouldn’t have been too difficult. In an effort to rebel against everything his father represents, he might accidentally become a good person.

        • @[email protected]
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          Maybe. Melania isn’t exactly a good role model, either. Hating Donald is the minimum bar for being a decent human being.

          Have you ever seen a picture of Barron smiling?

          • @NABDad
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            412 days ago

            Yeah, but if the hated turns into a complete rejection of everything he stands for, there’s a chance.

    • @Num10ck
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      or maybe its scripted so Barron is the ‘rebel’ of this media boy band.

      • Stewart
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        @Num10ck maybe, but I suspect Melania’s in control of Barron, so Donald and his mob may not have much say.