• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

      • Nepenthe
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        Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs

    • @pyre
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      142 months ago

      but… but a dinosaur is actually like strong and…

      oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

    • @daltotron
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      yeah I bet there’s a lot of weird things you’d come across huh buddy

  • Margot Robbie
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    1162 months ago

    Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

    The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

    • @goldenbough
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      72 months ago

      The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

    • @[email protected]
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      Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

      • @the_grass_trainer
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        It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

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        If your intention is to scare people who didn’t sign up for it iirc that is assault.

        • @[email protected]
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          Yes exactly, that’s why it needs to be obviously a joke, every one should be amused or neutral about it, no one should be scared.

          • @Etterra
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            22 months ago

            Yeah I mean when was the last time you saw a dinosaur having a cigarette?

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              Can’t remember ever seeing one, but I always assumed it’s because they don’t get high from nicotin.

    • DumbAceDragon
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      I think it’s AI unfortunately.

      Either that or just regular photoshop.

        • @humorlessrepost
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          I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.

          • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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            If you’re referring to furry conventions, then I’ll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren’t the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.

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              Also there’s lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn’t engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.

      • @hypnicjerk
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        172 months ago

        you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?

      • @TexasDrunk
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        72 months ago

        I know the Facebook account it’s posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.

      • @kromem
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        42 months ago

        Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.

    • @grue
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      Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.

      Almost.

      Edit: wat. I apparently misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston” somehow.

      • @Starbuck
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        72 months ago

        Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          42 months ago

          what’s in Texas

          Maryland, probably.

          (Rest of the world)

        • @TexasDrunk
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          32 months ago

          I’m in Texas. You can visit me.

        • @grue
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          I somehow misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston,” I think.

      • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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        I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.

        • Nepenthe
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          In the big cities? Dalls? Austin? Nah. People might look at you weird. Anywhere else? …Might have to give some killjoy 15min to an hour to call the cops

  • @Klear
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    682 months ago

    Clever girls…

  • @RedditWanderer
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    582 months ago

    That’s disgusting! At what time are they there?

    • TheLowestStone
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      292 months ago

      Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

      • I Cast Fist
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        Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I’ll be coming with you guys

        • TheLowestStone
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          132 months ago

          Good plan. We’ll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we’re avoiding.

  • @hperrin
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    232 months ago

    Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.

    (Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)