• FartsWithAnAccent
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    376 months ago

    On one hand, I want to downvote this because nobody: is a shitty meme.

    On the other, the rest of it is still funny so, fuck it, I’m upvoting.

    I hope you have enjoyed this peek at my internal monologue.

  • @[email protected]
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    266 months ago

    people really need to fucking train their small dogs, it’s not okay to let them act like that.

    With big dogs they consequences of not training them are too severe for people to completely ignore it, but with small dogs they just sort of end up as neurotic wrecks and people seem to think that’s… cute??

    no, train your fucking dogs, it’s not normal for small dogs to be nervous and aggressive, you’re fucking abusing your family members.

    This is what small dogs should be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cn0KzdIc40

    • @CobblerScholar
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      36 months ago

      Love me some Minion but to be fair Nate trains the fuck out of his animals. An owner wouldn’t have to go through as much effort as he does for a polite housepet

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        eh, if you take on the responsibility of owning a dog training them well is really a big part of that responsibility, if you want a dog that needs minimal training just get a golden retriever.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      226 months ago

      They’re small dogs, it’s already a miracle that they can hold weapons.

    • @TotallynotJessica
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      146 months ago

      People who would point guns at BLM protesters aren’t that bright. At least the pistol didn’t work because it wasn’t assembled correctly.

    • @Entropywins
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      116 months ago

      Everytime I see this picture it’s the first thing my eyes go to

  • @TheControlled
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    96 months ago

    I forgot about those two lovely people and their beautiful Kodak moment.

  • @CluckN
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    86 months ago

    Had a coworker complain that the price she paid for her chihuahuas boots was more expensive than any pair she owns.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      I will never knock an owner for getting foot coverings for their dogs, especially in the south on concrete.

      However, spending more for them then your own shoes…

      • @TotallynotJessica
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        46 months ago

        It just seems like a pain to train dogs to wear them. Besides, our dogs usually don’t want to go anywhere when it’s that hot.

  • THCDenton
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    36 months ago

    U just gotta give em a milkbone and pets.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    26 months ago

    My mini goldendoodle is a medium sized dog, but she uses her big girl voice when people are nearby. She’s not even aggressive or trying to be threatening, she just barks like she’s twice the size she is. She picked up the behavior from my parents’ anxious great shepherd. I’m trying to get her to stop, but it’s been hard.