No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK’s sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.

The Clarkson’s Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

  • @BetaBlake
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    676 months ago

    He’s only 64? I feel like he’s been 64 for 15 years

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    76 months ago

    I bet none of the other guys wept over the death of a piglet

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    66 months ago

    I’d definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I’m not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?

    • @CptEnder
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      116 months ago

      It’s ok no one is straight enough not to be attracted to Idris Elba

  • @niktemadur
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    56 months ago

    What about Alfred Molina, then?

  • @Son_of_dad
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    6 months ago

    I wish Lemmy stopped circle jerking to this abusive, racist old cunt.

    Edit: I’m getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck. His racism is no secret, he’s unapologetic about it. He assaults people over sandwiches. He’s a garbage human, stop defending him.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OP
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      166 months ago

      I thought I had missed some kind of weird JC-lovers undercurrents on Lemmy but posts about him are few and far between - this is the first I could find on this instance’s communities and it’s very much in the right place.

    • rubikcuber
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      156 months ago

      There was an interview with him in the Saturday Guardian recently which was basically along the lines of “I’m not an old cunt anymore”… Something about mellowing or it being an act or something… And then he proceeds to be an old cunt for the rest of the article.

      • @FMT99
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        36 months ago

        I think it’s probably true that he originally did his little insufferable racist act for money. But play the part long enough and it rubs off.

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          I think that age and good country living have mellowed him out a bit. He’s not nearly as much of a stupid asshole in the latest season.

    • @Dasus
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      106 months ago

      Edit: I’m getting dowvoted because Lemmy jerks off to this old fuck.

      Don’t kinkshame.

    • @CptEnder
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      56 months ago

      I mean the label’s on the tin. Can’t fault him for meeting expectations.

      That said, it’s almost all an act and tbh I don’t really see the racist part. “the hill” comment was like one of those jokes he immediately was like “yeah shouldn’t have said that” just blurted it out because the setup for the joke was red carpeted for him.