“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

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    Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hung out with a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.

    Let’s drug test them both.

    In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.

    • @[email protected]
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      Trump currently mumbles word salad at his rallies, because he doesn’t need drugs to sound like his brain is failing.

  • @[email protected]
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    1266 months ago

    This was a pretty predictable comment, given that (1) Trump himself has long been alleged to snort Adderall and take other stimulants, and (2) Trump always, without fail, accuses his enemies of exactly what he is already doing.

    • Billiam
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      The day Trump accuses Biden of sleeping with Ivanka is gonna be wild.

      • @grue
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        That’ll never happen, because Trump’s not actually doing it.

        Edit: Wait, I misread and thought you were talking about Melania.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          The edit really made this comment amazing.

    • @Pretzilla
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      That’s just his baseline projection. Drumft is high all the time.

  • @DevCatOP
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    Trump needs to submit one first. Taken by an impartial authority. Throw in a proper cognitive test.

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      Send him to some random drug test place like they do for a job interview. Those nurses won’t take shit from anyone. “Oh you accidentally flushed the toilet after peeing in the cup, guess you’re coming back tomorrow.”

        • @AdamEatsAss
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          Yes it is. Many companies require a drug screening for illegal substances. It’s often unclear what they’re testing for or what would prevent you from getting hired and what is a violation of your rights. Most people need a job so they put with with it. But there are numerous companies that all they do is these drug screening.

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          They do seem to have backed off a bit on recent years, at least with companies I’ve worked for. It’s been quite a few years.

          The last time, they tried to start drug testing for current employees. I didn’t bother going and they didn’t bother me about it

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      The drug scheduling rules that the Trump White House pharmacy was following were inspired by “It’s every day, bro” by Jake Paul.

    • @Thrillhouse
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      This one I’m not so scandalized about. I’m sure every White House admin does this - they have hard and punishing international work where they need to be sharp. Ronnie Jackson was there during Obama too.

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    To think that this pathetic sack of shit is the best the Republicans could come up with, for 3 consecutive elections, blows my mind.

    • @[email protected]
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      Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    Projection, projection, always projection.

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    Welp…I guess we’re safe to presume Trump is loaded on drugz…the z makes it different and ok…

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    Trump is in NO position to demand anything. He’s lucky he’s been allowed to fleece this country and get away with being a criminal as long as he has.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    Donald pulled the same “they need a drug test” stunt on Hillary Clinton in 2016 before a debate, proving that this silly ole drama queen needs a new bag of tricks.

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    Lol, more projection. Let’s have them both take one together and see who fails. I’ll bet there’s one that would go into an incoherent rant and blame someone for something and not take the test. Sound about right?

    • ArxCyberwolf
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      “Fake news! The test is fake news! It was all a conspiracy by the Democrats, the worst conspiracy I have ever saw!”

  • Jaysyn
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    The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?

    Sure, Jan.

    • @Etterra
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      Cult leaders don’t need to be smart to be popular.

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    236 months ago

    Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.

    • @barsquid
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      They’re going to find McConnell’s tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.

  • @aesthelete
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    Proof that Trump actually is the Adderall addict he’s rumored to be.

    • @TheJims
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      Make Adderall Great Again 2024