Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.

Fake McDonalds? Not sure.

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

    Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

    • @[email protected]
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      Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?

      • @mx_smith
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        It was Confederated products. I loved that movie.

  • @Today
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    Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.

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      You’re not wrong, and yet it’s the name of a fairly popular porn series where actresses exchange a cab ride for sexual favors (that’s the story idea at least).

      It’s popular enough that there is a significant number of people (vulgo, “creeps”) who put Fake Taxi stickers all over their cars.

    • @Alexstarfire
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      I found out on Friday my best friend doesn’t believe we’ve sent people to the moon. To be clear, she seems to believe everything else, like sending rovers to Mars. 🤷

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        Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

        “The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics” would certainly be a fresh take

  • @[email protected]
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    Fake Gamer

    I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister’s best friend about Fallout 3. He didn’t know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.

  • skye
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    Fake colonoscopist?

    • CorrodedOP
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      110 months ago

      Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon