• Marketsupreme@lemm.ee
        12·
        1 年前

        I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.

  • ThrowawaySobriquet
    32·
    1 年前

    Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything

    • Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      13·
      1 年前

      It’s actually several seminars. For historical reasons presentations from gay frogs, lesbian frogs, bisexual frogs, etc. Are all grouped under “gay frog seminar”

  • Alteon
    21·
    1 年前

    Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?

    • Flying SquidOPM
      17·
      1 年前

      I think that’s implied by the gates of hell opening first thing.

    • mojo_raisinEnglish
      11·
      1 年前

      Right!? 30 mins for Age of Sin!? Are they kidding? Is this shrinkflation?

    • Flying SquidOPM
      12·
      1 年前

      It’s pride month, friend! It’s dance rave parties every day!

  • frickineh
    12·
    1 年前

    I woke up at 6 to get a head start on desecration, but then I had a bbq to attend later so I got way off schedule. I really need to be on the ball today if I want to destroy the sanctity of straight marriage and groom children by telling them that they’re valid and deserving of love no matter how they identify. It’s a lot of work for a Sunday, honestly.

  • Jimbo@yiffit.net
    9·
    1 年前

    If I’m always threatening human dignity and causing corruption, chaos and confusion, am I required to go to these seminars?