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        I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.

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    Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything

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      It’s actually several seminars. For historical reasons presentations from gay frogs, lesbian frogs, bisexual frogs, etc. Are all grouped under “gay frog seminar”

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    Is there going to be a seminar on how to convert children to a life of Hedonism simply by proximity to your sheer existence?

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      I think that’s implied by the gates of hell opening first thing.

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      Right!? 30 mins for Age of Sin!? Are they kidding? Is this shrinkflation?

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      It’s pride month, friend! It’s dance rave parties every day!

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    I woke up at 6 to get a head start on desecration, but then I had a bbq to attend later so I got way off schedule. I really need to be on the ball today if I want to destroy the sanctity of straight marriage and groom children by telling them that they’re valid and deserving of love no matter how they identify. It’s a lot of work for a Sunday, honestly.

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    If I’m always threatening human dignity and causing corruption, chaos and confusion, am I required to go to these seminars?

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    Was not expecting to see Alex Jones presenting.

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    Threatening Human Dignity

    Why would you violate Article 1 of the German Constitution?