• @[email protected]
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    497 months ago

    AI Generated (but IMO a decent result):

    Verse 1:
    I was rollin’ down the highway, just a man and his machine
    Thought I’d found forever in that chrome and gasoline
    But one dark night she left me, without a single word
    Now I’m sittin’ here wonderin’ how it all got so absurd

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Verse 2:
    We’d travel through the sunsets, where the sky kissed the land
    A man and his machine, thought we’d always make a stand
    But now the cab is empty, her seat is cold and bare
    I never thought I’d lose her, thought she’d always be there

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Bridge:
    I see her tail lights fading, like a dream that’s out of reach
    No more late-night conversations, just the silence I beseech
    Guess I took for granted, she’d always tow the line
    Now I’m chasin’ memories down this broken dotted line

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Outro:
    Now I’m just a lonely trucker, with no rig to call my own
    A wanderer on these highways, forevermore alone
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s out there somewhere free
    While I’m left here rememberin’ what we used to be

  • @JehovasThickness
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    477 months ago

    I read the title as “Femboy’s lament” and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

  • @inclementimmigrant
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    They already have self-driving tractors that are locked down by John Deere so not a far fetch reality there.

      • @Guy_Fieris_Hair
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        One late payment and John Deer sends a command to drive to the nearest dealer. I’d start leaving my vehicles nearly out of fuel if that started happening.

        • BubbleMonkey
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          Watch them start putting in a reserve power supply (batteries or some such) to thwart this.

          • @[email protected]
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            77 months ago

            Cowboys are starting to tie the wheels of their machines together. Lasso is always in reach to catch the runaway.

            • BubbleMonkey
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              That makes my mind go to keeping their equipment in pens, like concrete block wall pens. Right next to the livestock so it can’t escape.

              And that’s a really silly idea, but probably not all that far off.

              • littleblue✨
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                Y’all read some real boring dystopian fiction. 😅

  • @[email protected]
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    297 months ago

    With the rise of AI companions it’s only a matter of time until there’s a country song about how their robot girlfriend broke down.

    • @aceshigh
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      What can’t ai do these days? It gives laymen people the chance to be creative. I can synthesize ideas but I can’t write or play.

  • @A_Random_Idiot
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    197 months ago

    I thought the title was Femboy’s Lament.

    and while the content was indeed funny, I am left disappointed and wanting due to my initial assumption of Femboys.

  • @ours
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    147 months ago

    🎵Truck nuts flapping in the wind🎵

    • @afraid_of_zombies
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      I am just picturing some angry red neck shooting at his tractor that is slowly driving down the road away.

      Get back hereee

    • @[email protected]
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      Which, Imo, is a good thing. Having a human repossess a vehicle is a pretty dangerous situation.

          • @[email protected]
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            The lack of a soul and the class treason?

            /Joke

            Kinda

            Stupid moral requirement to acknowledge “universal” human rights

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              I mean, a car isn’t a universal human right.

              If you financed a car, that means the lender owns it until you pay it off. You agree in the loan contract that they’ll take it back if you stop paying for it.

              Plus, it’s not like they repo it the day after a missed payment.

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                That’s fair, because obviously the loan company also reimburses you the lost equity, right?

                No?

                They steal that? Or, rather, sell it for a fraction of the real value and then demand a total repayment of the loan anyways?

                I mean, you’d think they just take the collateral, correct? That’s the point of collateral.

                But that’s okay, because they’re the ones assuming all the risk in the situation, right?

                • @[email protected]
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                  Most car loans are upside-down the second you drive it off the lot. It takes a long time to get out of negative equity, so the vast majority of people who have their cars repossessed don’t have any equity built up.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    Better yet: my truck left me for a they/them LGBTQ beer 😢

    • Schadrach
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      17 months ago

      I doubt even an ethanol truck could run on Bud Lite.

  • @ikidd
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    17 months ago

    The truck got stuck.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that’s my guess of what they’d come up with.

    She was driving me crazy

    I was riding her like it’s honeymoon

    We both took petals from (this) daisy

    Knowing full well it’d end very soon.

    Nothing

    Artificial

    I had a bonner

    So that’s official.

    If you are not computing, I’d give you a clue

    Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

    Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.