Normal people: Handcuffed, taken out of the courtroom, and immediately thrown in prison upon sentencing.
The rich: Granted extra time to get their affairs in order, wait until after all appeals have been exhausted, then negotiate for a time they report to prison. Because we can’t be inconveniencing the wealthy now, can we…
Fuck the entire system.
And also keep your terrorist-edging right-wing fascist podcast grift going for months.
I don’t know about the entire system. I do like the “Bannon goes to jail” part of the system. Just not the “rich guys get more appeals” part.
“Ordered to report to prison” doesn’t mean “in prison”, so we’ll see.
He needs to be deloused before entering prison. He probably smells like dumpster full of rotting fish on fire
And cheap booze
The toilet hooch guys gonna make a bundle off this knob.
Hey! I won’t stand by while you bad mouth cheap booze…
Yeah, at least people like cheap booze…
His lice probably have herpes.
The herpes his lice have probably has syphilis.
You know how some people have one or three nuts? I bet this dude has like 46 completely unwashed nuts. The lice need to feed, and this dudes blood tastes like shit.
Steve Bannon looks like the result of an experiment for a person to simultaneously beer-bong and butt-chug gin for forty years.
Steve bannon looks like the result of a teleportation experiment gone awry. now he’s started his metamorphosis into a half man half totalled 1998 Chevy Silverado monstrosity.
2 years after conviction
Enjoy the detox you gin soaked rag of hate trying to play Real Politik
Gee, I hope the withdrawal doesn’t kill him.
Oh no worries about that, he’ll go on CIWA in the prison hospital and have a general bad time, but he won’t die.
Edit: https://www.bop.gov/resources/pdfs/detoxification.pdf (I’m a nurse and have done plenty of CIWA. I have a feeling the BOP aren’t too liberal with the benzos though.)
hahahahahhahahahaha, never thought i’d see the day
Still haven’t. In this bat shit crazy era, nothing is assured.
you speak the tru tru
I hope they rough up his boating arm again.
Imagine being the one having to check his prison wallet for deposits… ug.
Hope he can wear a wetsuit so he can keep his crabs fresh.
