• @[email protected]
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    906 months ago

    I remember getting locked out of my 2003 Grand Marquis, and then watching the locksmith open it in about 5 seconds. It was then I realized that my door locks are a very minimal intrusion deterrent.

    That being said, I imagine it’s quite more difficult to get back into that vehicle.

      • @Grimy
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        476 months ago

        I’d say they are meant for dumb dishonest people (and most dishonest people happen to be dumb luckily). Honest people don’t need a lock to keep them out of property that isn’t theirs.

      • @Plopp
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        146 months ago

        So what about if we stop time? That’ll keep everyone out of my car.

      • @[email protected]
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        86 months ago

        Nah most locks do their job at keeping the average car thief or other assholes out, the locksmiths have lost of experience and special tools that aforementioned people don’t have.

        • FiveMacs
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          186 months ago

          You mean the special tools you can buy on scamazon for 12.99 plus shipping?

          Or directly from LPL now…heck I even stumbled across the inflatable bags that you use to pry open doors for like 3.99 at crappy tire.

          • @[email protected]
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            56 months ago

            The locksmith used exactly the bag you’re talking about. He knew just where to place it so the door was minimally torqued. No risk of damage to the vehicle that I could see. He then used a long stick through the small opening to unlock the door.

          • @[email protected]
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            36 months ago

            Hi Amazon! It’s us, the feds! We were wondering if you know of anyone near a specific area buying certain tools that we’ve seen be used to break into cars?

        • @[email protected]
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          36 months ago

          It’s not that hard and the tools can be bought at any auto store. It’s the factory alarm that is supposed to be the deterrent

          • @[email protected]
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            26 months ago

            Tbf thieves don’t use these bags, they are perfectly happy to use a hammer. People like the bags for the legal entries because of the whole “not damaging the car” thing most customers of locksmiths are into.

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        76 months ago

        They also serve as a social signal. If you unlock something with a key, you are assumed to be the owner of it by bystanders. If you bust out a lock picking-kit and start going to town, you are assumed to be committing a crime by bystanders.

    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      Nearly everything can be a minimal deterrent for aggressive enough losers

      (Photographers leaving San Francisco, 2021)

      • @CptEnder
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        156 months ago

        Used to live literally a few blocks from there (SOMA) had my car broken into like 6x a year with nothing inside it and notes saying as such. Was such a hassle but was only like $70 Safelite trip not far away. Always wondered if they sent people out to break windows for business. You really could tell there wasn’t anything in my car. Never heard of people doing it with drivers in my car though that’s pretty wild.

        Had my car here in Brooklyn for 5 years and it never got touched lol

    • themeatbridge
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      456 months ago

      Yeah, this is more of an ironically embarrassing situation than an unsolvable problem.

      • @[email protected]
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        256 months ago

        Well it happens more often than you think because most armored Cars and Trucks outlook the dore instantly and make openings from outside impossible. A Police department near me made it mandatory for the keys to be attached to the belt with a small chain so its not being forgotten.

        Its a little embarrassing but nothing out of the ordinary. Its just insanely easy to do this by accident :/

        • @Plopp
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          176 months ago

          Sure, nice way to put extra blame on me for forgetting to put my pants and belt on before leaving the vehicle.

        • Track_Shovel
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          26 months ago

          Work camp doors lock behind you. I used to lock myself out once a shift. Lol

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      6 months ago

      Or have someone at home base drive over with the key. That might be cheaper than a heavy vehicle tow.

  • @[email protected]
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    216 months ago

    how much do you want to bet the locks can be opened in less than 5 seconds with a low-skill, non-destructive attack?

  • @Mango
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    176 months ago

    The lock is the weakest part of the truck.

    • @[email protected]
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      106 months ago

      Many of those trucks have hatches on top either for a emergency exit (when its rolled on the side) or for heavy weapons. So trying to get in there is an option, they aren’t as much armored as the sides, but futile nonetheless.

  • @mipadaitu
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    106 months ago

    I did the same thing to our firetruck on a call. We didn’t have an extra set of keys.

    Surprised I didn’t end up on a TikTok firefighter fail using a slimjim to get back into the truck.

  • @Grimy
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    36 months ago

    Imagine if that’s the moment they try to rob you, how do you explain that to your boss.

  • @Fedizen
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    26 months ago

    why do they need this vehicle?

    • @[email protected]
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      166 months ago

      My first guess would be money transport

      I’ve seen them a couple times but I’m pretty sure a store can only have so much money on site. When you have a truck that’s visiting multiple of these stores on their rounds would definitely be a target for your ballsy ner-do-well

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        Yeah armored car services are pretty common for large cash hauls; retail to bank, ATM refills, etc.

        This doesn’t appear to be an armored personnel carrier for like SWAT teams or something, more likely to protect valuable cargo.

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      46 months ago

      Because sometimes people get violent with guns/fireworks and it’s quite useful to have some protection?