I’d like to see what drugs the original poster is on when making a post.

  • Hextic
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    71 year ago

    You know the craziest ones are sober.

  • @Chickenstalker
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    11 year ago

    I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?

    (If you get this quote, you’re old like me)

  • @spittingimage
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    -21 year ago

    I’d like to see how many active warrants they have.

    • ivanafterall
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      71 year ago

      I’d really like to be able to easily see how many times a poster has truly been in love–like, the real deal–if that’s a metric we can throw on here.

      • @Burninator05
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        41 year ago

        I would like to are their lifetime production of poop. Measurements in mass are preferred but volume will do if that’s not possible.