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  • @[email protected]
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    466 months ago

    Dear Quora, I ate this sandwich but now I haven’t pooped in 23 days. Should I go see a doctor, or will my friend’s MLM elderberry quinoa enema rinse help?

    • @AliasVortex
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      116 months ago

      Nothing can help you now. You are one with the cheese and the cheese is one with you…

      • idunnololz
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        46 months ago

        Wait that’s cheese? I thought it was butter.

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      Idk why you had to specify the elderberry quinoa enema rinse’s sexuality, but I’m sure it’ll pass on its own in a few years

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    156 months ago

    I actually disagree here, I believe a sandwich has to be thin enough in at least one dimension to facilitate a cross sectional bite with a normal amount of mouth opening.

    Nobody should have to unhinge their jaw like a python to get a good bite of a properly made sandwich!

    • Nomecks
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      6 months ago

      As evidence to the contrary, may I present: The Safeway Lumberjack Sandwich!

      • @[email protected]
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        6 months ago

        FOR TEN DOLLARS?‽!

        I need to find my nearest Safeway

        EDIT: the nearest one is two states away. I’m gonna cry.

        • sp3ctr4l
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          76 months ago

          Haha yeah, I have survived on these things during uh… income droughts.

          Sure, it doesnt taste amazing, but its a stupid amount of sandwich for the price.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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        86 months ago

        I feel I might be misunderstanding the scale of what I’m looking at, that looks like a perfectly reasonable example of a proper sandwich, easily held, able to be bitten in cross section without unhinging the jaw, unless you want to eat it vertically like a more orally painful version of the tumblr burrito rant.

        • sp3ctr4l
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          56 months ago

          The bread is quite soft and compresses a good deal, which also helps.

      • @halcyoncmdr
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        66 months ago

        And like all those prepackaged sandwiches, all the filling is purposely piled in the front to look like it’s filled, while the back is just poorly cue sub bread and nothing else.

        Let’s see a real cross-section of that sandwich, where we can actually see inside. I’d bet $10 that is looks more like this: https://i.imgur.com/rgGljaK.jpeg

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        26 months ago

        If you film a sandwich, umyou end up with soft squishy bread. Not that this one seemed that great to begin with.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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        76 months ago

        THE BREAD SHOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT COMPONENT OF THE MEAL! NOT A GLORIFIED BOOKEND FOR YOU TO PUT AN ENTIRE GODDAMNED MEATLOAF BETWEEN!

        • nifty
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          36 months ago

          It’s because Americans have shit bread, they don’t know how to estimate its contribution to a meal

    • @owenfromcanada
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      116 months ago

      I wish you were right. But overpriced restaurants that serve burgers with a vertical height challenging to most intermediate pole vaulters would suggest otherwise.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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        86 months ago

        I actually think Burgers are often the worst offenders here

        The point of it being a sandwich is that you can hold the whole thing or at least whole segment you’re monching in your hand, those super stack burgers are so big they need to be held up so that they don’t collapse under their own weight

        That’s not a sandwich, that’s a pile of meat cheese and assortment with a side of two slices of your choice of bread or roll.

        • @owenfromcanada
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          76 months ago

          I share your distain for the format. And yet…

          that’s a pile of meat cheese and assortment

          …it calls me.

          • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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            36 months ago

            It can be delicious without having to be a sandwich, let it be it’s own beautiful mess of uncontained food that struggles to remain stacked even when laid back into a container

    • Eager Eagle
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      36 months ago

      but I do like to think if someone drops a slice of bread in the US at the same time of someone in Australia humanity makes an Earth Sandwich

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    126 months ago

    Der Big Tasty hat nichts mehr mit nem Big Tasty zutun gehabt.

    RIF 🍔

  • @Sam_Bass
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    106 months ago

    That qualifies as a buttplug

  • @Gustephan
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    76 months ago

    This does not look like it would keep ones hands clean enough to play cards while enjoying their meats and cheeses. The Earl of Sandwich would be dismayed

  • @robocall
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    66 months ago

    Put a tablespoon of mayo on that bread!

  • @MrJameGumb
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    56 months ago

    Put this on Instagram and it will get 10 million views within 24 hours