• @londos
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    785 months ago

    To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.

    • @residentmarchant
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      295 months ago

      I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…

      I know, I’m dumb

    • @TexasDrunk
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      265 months ago

      YouTube to MP3.

      YOUTUBE TO MP3!

      Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

      What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

    • callyral [he/they]
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      Retweets are like parentheses in math

      ^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      Carnac

      I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now

  • Lung
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    685 months ago

    Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

    • @bazus1
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      295 months ago

      I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

        • @Crashumbc
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          75 months ago

          That now have good homes.

    • Neato
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      55 months ago

      Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

      Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

  • @[email protected]
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    395 months ago

    Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.

  • @[email protected]
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    Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.

    Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.

    Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.

    • @Etterra
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      65 months ago

      In Chicagoland there are places where you can’t even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I’m all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.

  • @jecht360
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    255 months ago

    Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

    • @ViscloReader
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      15 months ago

      What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead

  • @db2
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    185 months ago

    When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!

  • @son_named_bort
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    135 months ago

    Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.

    • @Delonix
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      25 months ago

      That tag could be useful!

  • @samus12345
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    65 months ago

    Download pirated games and movies. 🏴‍☠️

    • wkk
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      I’m fine with bank heists but please don’t loiter :(

      edit: English not my first language yada yada, I confused “loitering” for “littering”… I’m fine with loitering after all

  • Flying SquidM
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    65 months ago

    Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.

  • Match!!
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    45 months ago

    Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.