• @sir_pronoun
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    644 months ago

    What a f*cking stupid thing to say, get back to work you underachiever lol

    (…Is /s needed? I’m afraid of the other mentally ill people here)

    • @Soup
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      314 months ago

      The thing about /s is that it can never hurt. It’s why we do science on “obvious” things; confirmation and clarity is always valuable.

      Oddly enough the “lol” actually introduces the biggest doubt to me. It taints the commitment to the satire somewhat.

      • @mossy_
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        144 months ago

        /s can never hurt, but there will always be someone saying “I hate sarcasm tags because they’re for stupid people” and that can hurt

        • @[email protected]
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          114 months ago

          Just remember that those are the stupid people because they don’t understand that sarcasm isn’t only about the reader but also the writer. Some people’s sarcasm is much clearer than others and for the one’s whose sarcasm isn’t is heavily noticeable, the /s helps.

          Also, whining about non-harmful stuff that people do that isn’t what you would do instead of just living your life doing what makes you happy is generally pretty stupid anyways.

        • @barsquid
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          -34 months ago

          “/s” is cowardly. If you fly too close to the sun you should accept the fall.

          • @mossy_
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            44 months ago

            wow, you’ve totally convinced me

            /s

          • @[email protected]
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            34 months ago

            Sarcasm should be a joke that also makes a point. In fact, even if you don’t intend to make a point, the point will fuck you over. To boot, you prolly didn’t even recognize point when you were called on it because the reply was too witty for you to clock and reply too. You just play random nonsense that seemed witty to you before you tried to land the ridiculously lucky movement you’ve made it thus far past the real enemy. You said you were a leaf on the wind before your whole point landed center in and through you.

            It’s a little comical but at least your wife and your people fixed everything and gave birth to your son!

      • @[email protected]
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        Sometimes if I think part of my comment isn’t clearly sarcastic enough I’ll go full html.

        Like this:

        <s>Donald Trump is soooooo handsome</s>

    • mad_asshatter
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      44 months ago

      I find “/s” has become mandatory, else you get reddited to oblivion.

      erm…/s

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      /s is not needed outside the US. In the UK and Oz, sarcasm is assumed until proven otherwise

    • @Snowclone
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      24 months ago

      Don’t worry, I’ll always take your words ironically.

  • @Snowclone
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    244 months ago

    Oh, I’m a part of the problem.

    • nifty
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      94 months ago

      Yay, we’re part of something!

  • mozz
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    184 months ago

    Parasocial is better than no social at all

    • @Aqarius
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      334 months ago

      Debatable, honestly.

  • @BonesOfTheMoon
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    114 months ago

    Everyone should join some of the art and literature communities here on Lemmy and scroll something creative instead of news.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        44 months ago

        Follow me around Lemmy, I sprinkle poetry and stories all over!

  • macrocarpa
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    104 months ago

    Aw thank you, I feel seen.

  • @MehBlah
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    94 months ago

    Go find some boobies or if you prefer some sausage and let out all the stress.

      • @MehBlah
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        64 months ago

        Infinite diversity through infinite combination is a rule 34 specialty. You absolutely can find some chick with big boobs sporting tree trunk betwicks their nethers.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    We’re all sick in the head considering the inequities we tolerate.

    Me too, thanks

    • Buglefingers
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      164 months ago

      Yes, I do have those on occasion.

    • @samus12345
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      154 months ago

      It has been proven to not work as a deterrent and innocent people have been put to death. Pass.

    • @Num10ck
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      114 months ago

      shocking to me that there’s no band called Def Penalty

    • @Addv4
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      84 months ago

      I disagree. The death penalty is bad.

    • nifty
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      54 months ago

      Don’t leave us hanging, we want to know all your mentally ill thoughts

  • the post of tom joad
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    54 months ago

    “How many people buy what a few billionaires want em to?” Cuz it sure keeps feeling like the worst and loudest keep wanting things that coincidentally benefit the rich

  • chester22
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    54 months ago

    The need to be so online and updated is parasitic but has been so ingrained in me. I’d like to see a trend of being more offline and out-of-sight but that’s also quite ironic.