• @[email protected]
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    1593 months ago

    MAGoo logic.

    “We like Trump because he says what he means and means what he says…”

    “You can’t take Trump literally, but you have to take him seriously.”

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        243 months ago

        Say what you will about the guy, but he sure knows his constituency.

        “Are you subject to mass indoctrination? Vote for me! I’ll do all the things you want and end all the things you don’t.”

        • @[email protected]
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          103 months ago

          In 2016 he said “I will make all your dreams come true.”

          I thought “He’s really going only for stupid people.” Turns out that was enough.

          • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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            83 months ago

            People like to think that humans as a whole are intelligent.

            The reality is about 80% of us are barely above a dog in intelligence meanwhile the other 20% are desperately holding the other 80% on their shoulders because empathy is a thing for them.

            • @[email protected]
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              53 months ago

              Read “The Marching Morons” by C. M. Kornbluth. The novella that "Idiocracy’ was based on. Much darker than the movie. Much, much darker.

    • @[email protected]
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      223 months ago

      There was a Jordan Klepper interview with MAGAhats and, I kid you not, someone said a version of this. One sentence after the other.

      The cognitive dissonance was just unbelievable.

    • @just_another_person
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      473 months ago

      You may also like to know, it’s actually pronounced: “Mee-Lee-Walk-Kay”

      • @ccunning
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        373 months ago

        “I was not aware of that”

        • citrusface
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          113 months ago

          We’re not worthy!

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          43 months ago

          I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it’s the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors.

    • @too_high_for_this
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      43 months ago

      And Winnebago comes from the Algonquin for “the stinky water”.

  • smokebuddy [he/him]
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    Just needs to explain how he meant that Milwaukee’s Best sucks but Old Milwaukee is underrated… oh wait he doesn’t drink. But has a bar in the lobby of his tower. And a vodka. And a winery iirc.

    • @[email protected]
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      373 months ago

      None of his customers are going to be able to drink either once the convicted felon loses his liquor license.

    • PahassaPaikassa
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      103 months ago

      Or maybe he accidentally bought a cheap and fake Milwaukee electric drill for his home improvement project.

          • @TrickDacy
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            53 months ago

            I’ll bet the motherfucker doesn’t own a screwdriver either lol

            • PahassaPaikassa
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              43 months ago

              Now I’m imagining him at some garage, a mechanic asks him to bring a screwdriver and he goes out and brings a screwed driver from his golf bag.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    173 months ago

    Supporters interpreting what he says as what he means but he didn’t really mean what he actually said in 3…2…1…

    • @Dkarma
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      123 months ago

      Until Tomorrow when Trump says no I really meant what I said. Then the Magoo’s just shrug and chew more cud

  • @RapidcreekOP
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    153 months ago

    Politics ain’t bean bag and Donnie will keep reminding people how fucking stupid he is …. Bleach anyone?

    • @LrdThndr
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      323 months ago

      I’ve read this three times and I have no idea what it means. Are you having a stroke? Am I having a stroke?

      • @Dkarma
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        33 months ago

        You just need to put the UV under your skin and let the vaxx chip translate for you.