• @TerrificTadpole
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    12212 days ago

    Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

    God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

    • IninewCrow
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      912 days ago

      When appearances and etiquette become more important than the food … I’d rather have a box of KD and watch some Netflix in my underwear.

        • IninewCrow
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          311 days ago

          Fork? … I’d use the same spoon I used to make the food and eat it straight from the pot to save myself from doing more dishes than I have to.

      • @Seleni
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        211 days ago

        Could be worse… could be like the old Japanese fine dining, where you’re just supposed to stare at the food and pretend to eat it.

  • @thejoker954
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    3412 days ago

    There’s an actual fork for spaghetti!?!

    Why have I never seen one before? WTF is this conspiracy?

    • @starchylemming
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      1112 days ago

      I’ve been to many italian establishments and have never seen them. probably just a gimmick nobody knows about

    • @Chip_Rat
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      512 days ago

      I call BS. Every other fork (even the crab “pick”) I can believe it have seen. I do not believe in this.

      • @shneancy
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        412 days ago

        it looks like it needs to go to a fork hospital

        just use a fork and a spoon for spaghetti like a normal person

        • @[email protected]
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          512 days ago

          I still think it’s weird using a spoon for spaghetti.

          I’ve seen it done. I get why people do it. I still think it’s weird.

          Whatever. Be weird. So your thing. As long as it gets the food from the plate to your face, who am I to say it’s wrong?

          • @[email protected]
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            111 days ago

            I don’t know why people can’t just spin their forks and have the spaghetti wrap around? Never seemed like something difficult or requiring extra tools

            • @[email protected]
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              111 days ago

              I get it, I don’t do it with a spoon, but I understand the problem it’s trying to solve.

              Most forks are curved, so you naturally pick up the pasta so it lands in the concave side, but when you flip it over to start spinning, the pasta slides off the end or down to the handle. So it becomes a shitty game to try to keep the spaghetti on the fork while you twirl it to fit the whole thing in your mouth.

              There’s a few solutions to this, like spinning the fork against the plate or using a spoon, or a fancy spaghetti fork (like in the OP). I’m sure there’s more, that’s just what I can think of.

    • @[email protected]
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      012 days ago

      I have never seen this. italians spin their fork in the spoon to wrap the noodles, seems to work fine. That spaghetti fork would have terrible mouth feel.

      • @anyhow2503
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        712 days ago

        I’ve never seen an italian eat spaghetti with a spoon, but maybe it varies by region.

        • @[email protected]
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          312 days ago

          Seems like a common thing in North America. I’ve seen plenty of people use a spoon to hold the tip of their fork to spin it and ball up spaghetti (and similar noodle pasta).

          I’m not even Italian, I think it’s weird. Far be it for me to tell anyone how to eat though. So I just shut my mouth and eat my spaghetti, my way.

        • @[email protected]
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          211 days ago

          Could be, an old Italian guy showed me the spoon as the base and fork as the spinning tool. But yeah maybe it is regional…or like giving white people a fork at an asian place

  • @erp
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    2312 days ago

    The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

    1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
    2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
    3. Neptune’s trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
    4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
    5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer
    • core
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      512 days ago

      With both claws.

      • @Etterra
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        211 days ago

        Yeah if it’s a little one maybe, but if a crab can one-claw a knife then it can one-claw a fork. He’s not a little crablet anymore, Charlene.

        • core
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          110 days ago

          Crabs come in many sizes and I was trying to be all inclusive. Indeed, some can one claw a fork, but others will need to two claw it.

  • @davidgro
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    1912 days ago

    Most of those are threeks and twoks. Only a few forks.

  • @ieatpwns
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    1012 days ago

    Table fork and salad fork are the same. Change my mind.

    • @[email protected]
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      312 days ago

      Well yeah, where else would you eat salad? The floor? Everyone knows that’s where burgers are served.

    • @Crashumbc
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      211 days ago

      Salad fork is usually slightly smaller, but that’s about it.

  • @Mango
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    1011 days ago

    I need that spaghetti fork.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 days ago

    Italians

    • make weird noodles
    • need strange tools to eat them

    South east asians

    • use literal sticks that chop
    • make overcomplicated food that just needs to be grabbed
    • breed special rice that sticks

    Germans

    • Spoon go brrr