• @[email protected]
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    1055 months ago

    I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee

    Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?

    • @rockSlayer
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      Turns out they’re legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local

    • pancakes
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      305 months ago

      Tap or filtered water. It’s both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for “gay men” (read young white liberal women). I don’t see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.

      • HatchetHaro
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        125 months ago

        i’m gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!

      • flicker
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        I’m a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don’t want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own “gay water” and serve it at parties.

    • @LesserAbe
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      165 months ago

      When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.

      • @samus12345
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        105 months ago

        At least all the text is actual words.

  • @[email protected]
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    545 months ago

    I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!

  • @grue
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    365 months ago

    If I see something packaged like this, I expect it to be really fruity, not just vodka and lime.

  • @UnculturedSwine
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    4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.

    • @CptEnder
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      Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.

      4% is rookie numbers.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn’t walk straight after one.

      • Match!!
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        vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.

        well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??

      • @RubberElectrons
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        That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.

        There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar’s sign 🤣

  • Stamets
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    Man… If I wasn’t already a recovering alcoholic this would shove me into sobriety so hard

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    This box gives hello my fellow zoomers

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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    small d**k energy

    Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it’s easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

  • nifty
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    205 months ago

    How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

  • @Dasnap
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    So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.

  • @Delusional
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    I wouldn’t even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.