• kbin_space_program
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    426 months ago

    Should start out with ones where the prosecution came up with elaborate stories and convicted the person, by they later turned out to be completely innocent.

    It is by definition a false crime.

      • kbin_space_program
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        56 months ago

        Sure a crime actually happened, but what the prosecution said in court never actually happened. Their believe is irrelevant to facts.

    • Codex
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      36 months ago

      I was going to say, as I understand it, some true crime podcasts turn out to be false crimes once the investigations are reopened.

  • @xantoxis
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    306 months ago

    “So then, what does this dumb idiot do, who is also ugly? He shits his pants, then takes them off and carries them into the police station, naked except for his shitty ass, and turns himself in.”

    Checkmate bitch

  • @jettrscga
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    296 months ago

    I like how they say false crime as if storytelling and theater aren’t a thing already.

    Bitch just invented fiction.

    • NickwithaC
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      96 months ago

      Modern day Arthur Conan Doyle.

  • Zagorath
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    6 months ago

    Isn’t this basically the first episode of Castle?

    also: happy cake day Picard Maneuver!

  • @isaaclyman
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    126 months ago

    So you’re offering me a Death Note, except better

  • @[email protected]
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    116 months ago

    I’m going to make the crimes rediculous and unpheasible, so you can’t force me into a true crime podcast.

    • swim
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      136 months ago

      I’m going to relentlessly spam your podcast with spelling and grammar corrections so the ridiculous and unfeasible crimes pale in comparison to the word crimes I’ve exposed.

    • @Donkter
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      86 months ago

      I’m going to throw myself into a vat of toxic waste to gain superpowers to do those crimes anyway.