• @johannesvanderwhales
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    795 months ago

    I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

  • @thesporkeffect
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    345 months ago

    Now deep fry that whole jawn and we’re talkin’

  • @Dabundis
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    255 months ago

    This image made my teeth hurt

    • shastaxc
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      25 months ago

      If sugar makes your teeth hurt you should see a dentist

      • @Dabundis
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        95 months ago

        It’s the cold that makes my teeth hurt

        • @Alexstarfire
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          55 months ago

          Believe it or not, also should see a dentist.

          • @Dabundis
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            25 months ago

            I’ll mention it next time I’m there

            • @[email protected]
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              15 months ago

              The prescription toothpaste they give you for tooth sensitivity really works but make sure you like the flavor you pick because you need to skip rinsing after you brush to for it to have time to sink in.

              Totally worth it to be able to bite into whatever food you want without waiting for it to come to near room temperature.

              • @Dabundis
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                15 months ago

                For me it’s really more that i’m annoyed by the careful maneuver of trying to get an ice cold drink to flow past my teeth without touching them too much.

  • @apocalypticat
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    185 months ago

    What’s the term for “cankles”, but for the wrists?

  • @ramenshaman
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    Try this-

    Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

    Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

    Enjoy

      • @ramenshaman
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        Blueberry Eggos and vanilla ice cream was one of my favorite combos

        Edit: also homestyle buttermilk waffles with pumpkin ice cream

    • BigFig
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      205 months ago

      You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

      • @[email protected]
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        -45 months ago

        Look at the amount of fuckin ham that’s gripping those doughnuts like their arteries are seizing up already

      • @StereoTrespasser
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        -55 months ago

        Nobody “occasionally” eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.

        • BigFig
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          65 months ago

          lmfao, I eat very healthily, I work out every other day pretty damn hard. And I would chow the fuck down on this thing. I LOVE food, it is the sole reason I spend most the time eating healthy and working out, so that I can indulge on wild shit like this and not feel bad about it.

      • ObjectivityIncarnate
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        -75 months ago

        I don’t know that one is capable of even seriously entertaining doing this, much less actually doing it, unless there’s an eating disorder brewing, at least, lol

    • @Mostly_Gristle
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      35 months ago

      I mean, deep-fried ice cream is a thing. I don’t see why you couldn’t incorporate a donut component as well.

  • Nick
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    115 months ago

    It’s not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it’ll have to do

  • ArxCyberwolf
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    115 months ago

    Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

  • @superduperpirate
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    105 months ago

    If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

    • @Skullgrid
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      55 months ago

      If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

      thus explaining the source of the diabetes

      • @superduperpirate
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        45 months ago

        It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.

    • @ramenshaman
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      45 months ago

      Same. I’d get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

    • @ramenshaman
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      15 months ago

      Am I missing something? This seems pretty phone-agnostic to me.

        • atro_city
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          45 months ago

          Explained it very well, thank you. Couldn’t have done it better :)

      • @Mango
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        35 months ago

        Ice cream sandwich was the name for an android version.

  • @Paragone
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    85 months ago

    Y’all mean “Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches”, right?

    : P

      • @Burn_The_Right
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        55 months ago

        Them’s rookie numbers. Let’s deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!

      • @Alexstarfire
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        Based on some quick searches, it’s probably closer to 550 Cals. Donut is up to 300 and I’m guessing that is a cup of ice cream which ends up being about 250.

        Bigger problem is that it’s mostly sugar.

        • @Dkarma
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          35 months ago

          Doughnuts are at least 250 each and 1/2c ice cream is easily another 200