• @CaptainSpaceman
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    335 months ago

    Hes dead but they’ll parade his corpse until elections

  • @snekerpimp
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    265 months ago

    Has to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.

  • @rayyy
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    175 months ago

    Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.

  • @Glowstick
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    155 months ago

    Don’t get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimes

  • FuglyDuck
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    85 months ago

    I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.

    Maybe he won’t recover…

  • @PunnyName
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    55 months ago

    Maybe he “fell” on a flag pole.

  • @krelvar
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    45 months ago

    Weekend at Sammy’s