• @Alk
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    6 months ago

    Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

    • @Omega_Man
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      406 months ago

      Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

      • @[email protected]
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        276 months ago

        Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.

        • @Pieresqi
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          246 months ago

          Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

    • @moistclump
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      126 months ago

      Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.

    • @LesserAbe
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      106 months ago

      Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam

      • @TriPolarBearz
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        I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

        • @LesserAbe
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          66 months ago

          What if it’s an immigrant computer

            • @LesserAbe
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              16 months ago

              It might not even speak english

        • @[email protected]
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          66 months ago

          Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

        • @[email protected]
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          56 months ago

          01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

          • @LesserAbe
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            36 months ago

            00101000 00101110 00101001 00101000 00101110 00101001

  • @[email protected]
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    What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

    • @ThrowawaySobriquetOP
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      396 months ago

      It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

      • @Pacattack57
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        446 months ago

        Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.

  • @[email protected]
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    586 months ago

    I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

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    156 months ago

    But why the BBQ sauce?

    • @[email protected]
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      216 months ago

      Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.

      • ditty
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        66 months ago

        “I’m the meat chef…smoking these meats…Sweet Baby Ray’s”

        I quote this video at least once a week 🤣

    • @cannedtuna
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      66 months ago

      Thank you for this comment. I would have missed this gold if it wasn’t for your comment.

      • @gedaliyah
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        56 months ago

        Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray’s.

        • @cannedtuna
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          36 months ago

          Ima be honest with you, not a huge fan of Sweet Baby Ray’s.