Oklahoma’s top education official ordered public schools Thursday to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12, the latest effort by conservatives to incorporate religion into classrooms.

The directive drew immediate condemnation from civil rights groups and supporters of the separation of church and state, with some calling it an abuse of power and a violation of the U.S. Constitution.

The order sent to districts across the state by Republican State Superintendent Ryan Walters says adherence to the mandate is compulsory and “immediate and strict compliance is expected.”

  • @jordanlund
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    363 months ago

    “OK kids, here’s everything the Bible gets wrong…”

    “Wait… not like that…”

    • @Fredselfish
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      83 months ago

      I’m sick and tired of this fucking nutjob as an Oklahoman please tell me how we can rid us of this fucker?

        • @Fredselfish
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          13 months ago

          Already tried that me and wife voted against that asshole. What other ways? Can’t we get him impeached for violating the law?

          • @[email protected]
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            23 months ago

            No chance, the republikkklowns have zero integrity and even less morals. I don’t believe in god but if that orange bastard chokes to death on a big mac in the upcoming days…I may start believing.

  • @GlendatheGayWitch
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    83 months ago

    David has cut off foreskins from 3,672 enemies. He is required to have 9,000. How many more foreskins does he need to collect?

    I don’t remember if it was actually David or another character from the Bible nor how many foreskins were actually required and I’m not going to give a Bible site the click to figure that out.

  • @Adulated_Aspersion
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    63 months ago

    Is there going to be a section of learning on the Quran? What about Buddhist texts? Any essay requirements for the Satanic Temple?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    33 months ago

    I’d me the kid pointing out the scholarly consensus is the bible is not inerrant, not divinely inspired, not univocal. This worked well in poli-sci / government, but not in American History or Alternative Health.

    • @[email protected]
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      33 months ago

      Yeah, sounds like a good way to ensure no more Christians coming from Oklahoma. Honestly, as long as the students have to read the Bible and not just nitpicked sections of it or interpretations of it then I’d be down with this. There’s a whole lot of useless stuff you have to read in school anyways, like Shakespeare.

  • Marshall Stack
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    @Stopthatgirl7
    I actually wouldn’t mind kids being taught critical thinking, ethics & the Bible as a subject.
    Start with an ethical dilemma, apply critical thinking to it and then overlay an appropriate Bible passage.
    Could cover original sin, lots daughters, midionite genocide, slavery, creation of hell, eternal torture for a finite crime, 10 commandments etc.

    • @Valmond
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      203 months ago

      What does critical thinking & ethics has to do with an old religious book though?

      Is the final exam to show how crap it is?

      • @pdxfed
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        43 months ago

        I always giggle when I see comments in a religious thread “Deleted by creator”.

      • Marshall Stack
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        @HogsTooth
        Well that was a total misunderstanding of my post.
        The idea is to come up with an ethical dilemma, apply critical thinking, and then show how crap the biblical approach is. With the examples I cited, I’m amazed you think this is teaching the Bible as fact. More like proving it wrong ethically & logically using itself as evidence.

        • @NateNate60
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          23 months ago

          You don’t need to mention the usernames of people whom you reply to; their instance will put a notification in their inbox automatically unless they have blocked you (in which case they cannot see it anyway)

        • @HogsTooth
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          And it was deleted when I reread your comment and couldn’t decide if you were a troll, genuine, or just stupid. Judging by the votes I wasn’t the only one.