Alt Text `An image of a Man holding a large potted plant wearing a long sleeve tan button up shirt and eye glasses. His face has a wide grin but not happy more like “oh crap”.

Text: In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.`

  • Davel23
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    3 months ago

    The number of posters in this thread who don’t recognize Rick Moranis is too damn high!

  • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)
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    3 months ago

    "It isn’t very hard to see

    Stop and think it over, pal

    The guy sure looks like plant food to me."

  • @Sam_Bass
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    123 months ago

    Everything on this planet depends on everything else for survival in one way or another

    • @humorlessrepost
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      13 months ago

      If by “everything” you mean life, I think a few chemosynthetic bacteria and archaea are exceptions.

      • @Sam_Bass
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        13 months ago

        Something still depends on its existence

        • @humorlessrepost
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          Sure. I didn’t claim otherwise. Being depended on isn’t the same as being dependent.

  • Adventurer
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    103 months ago

    @sag
    #Alt4You
    An image of a Man holding a large potted plant wearing a long sleeve tan button up shirt and eye glasses. His face has a wide grin but not happy more like “oh crap”.

    Text: In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.

    Side note: I am reminded of Lil Shop of Horrors and the line “feed me Seymour” but I did not search if this is actually from the show

    • @jqubed
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      323 months ago

      Yes, this picture is of Rick Moranis playing Seymour Krelborn in Little Shop of Horrors while holding Audrey II.

  • str82L
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    73 months ago

    I thought it was fungus and bacteria that consumed us?

    • @[email protected]
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      decomposers turn organic material from corpses into simpler nutrients like nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. for example, proteins are broken down into amino acids, which then decompose into ammonium and nitrates. these nutrients are absorbed into soil and consumed by plants

      tldr: plants eat corpses after decomposers turn them into nutrients

      • str82L
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        13 months ago

        Makes sense, thanks!

  • @Etterra
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    43 months ago

    Jokes on the plants then, we poison our corpses and bury them in concentrated locations.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    23 months ago

    All plants are carnivorous or cannibals.