• Rhynoplaz
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    45 months ago

    I gotcha bro! 815528115485

  • @edgemaster72
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    45 months ago

    I won’t do it, you can’t make me!

    (or was it that I can’t do it?)

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    25 months ago

    Me in Kindergarten: shows up on first day of school with cupcakes for all the girls, and fruit pies for all the boys. EVERYBODY IS MY FRIEND!!!

    Me at 40: Offers a Snickers bar to the woman crying at the bus stop.

    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? IS THIS DRUGGED??? ARE YOU TRYING TO ROOFIE ME??? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE PEANUT ALLERGIES!!!”

    me walking back home

    “Guess I’ll catch the bus to work some other day…”