• @motor_spirit
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      436 months ago

      that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha

      • Transporter Room 3
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        316 months ago

        Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.

        Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme

        Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…

        And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.

        I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

        And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…

      • @saltesc
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        56 months ago

        Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5

    • @[email protected]
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      Why do they use [FedEx/UPS/USPS]?! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] can never find my house! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] is the WORST shipping service of all of them! Product is amazing though.

      -three separate one-star reviews

  • @psmgx
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    696 months ago

    Handjob afterwards

  • @rockhstrongo
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    536 months ago

    One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

    • @[email protected]
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      176 months ago

      I don’t bother writing a review unless it’s a one or five star. Maybe a particularly offensive two star

    • @flames5123
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      36 months ago

      But really! In Japan, most people do 3 stars for great service. Most good businesses have 2.5-3.5 stars.

  • @[email protected]
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    456 months ago

    One way to get five star ratings would be climbing a tall building, enabling GOD MODE, and then blasting anything that moves with RPGs… At least that’s how I remember GTA San Andreas

  • @zourn
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    456 months ago

    That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.

  • @MissJinx
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    316 months ago

    Imagine seen the light, feeling the peace and the BAM… an asshole saved your life. And he thinks he deserves 5 stars. The audacity

  • @Pilferjinx
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    186 months ago

    A nihilist probably wouldn’t leave a review, or would. Honestly, it doesn’t matter.

  • @[email protected]
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    166 months ago

    I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

    “Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

  • @Etterra
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    166 months ago

    Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.

    • @NegativeInf
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      106 months ago

      Here Lies Etterra,

      His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.

  • @marito
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    136 months ago

    I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

    • @JordanZ
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  • @Zachariah
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    76 months ago

    Did he check his whole island for weeds?