• @satanmat
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    561 month ago

    I was denied because of child support

    Um. Sigh. Yeah okay dude,

    • aramis87
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      511 month ago

      Let’s be honest: he probably discovered SovCit idiotness because he was refusing to pay for support, and he probably wants to leave the country to avoid having his wages garnished …

    • @frickineh
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      291 month ago

      I mean, that probably IS why they were denied. Anyone in arrears more than $2500 receives an initial letter saying to fix it within 90 days, and if they don’t, they get denied. In the state I live in, they don’t release the passport until the full balance is paid off. Other states might make payment plans. The venn diagram of sovcits and people who owe back support has a decent amount of overlap, so it wouldn’t be at all surprising if this person owes.

      The Dept of State would normally either send them a regular ass passport, or a letter saying, “Your sovcit nonsense is nonsense, you can either get a regular ass passport, or we’re keeping your money and you get nothing,” but no point in that since this moron is probably not going to pay their past due support anyway.

      • @waigl
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        201 month ago

        I’m a bit surprised that that was the only reason, though. Why would you expect you could get a passport from a country that insist not to be a citizen of?

        Also, “I authenticated my birth certificate to a non hague-convention country”? I’m having a bit of trouble deciphering exactly what that means, but it kinda sounds to me like they just admitted to, you know, forging their birth certificate…

        • @frickineh
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          111 month ago

          It’s not the only reason, just the first and easiest. Also, they can say they’re not citizens all day, but unless they legally revoke it (expensive and difficult without dual citizenship because no one wants to deal with a stateless person), the Department of State knows they are. They think that they’re citizens of the state in which they were born, and they want the passport American Samoans get, which is for American nationals, not citizens. They pretty much take real things that exist and try to twist them into whatever alternate reality they’re living in.

          As for the birth certificate, I’m 99% sure what that means is that they requested an apostille. It’s basically a certificate signed by the (state level) secretary of state saying the document is authentic that’s attached to certain legal documents. It’s required by certain countries, so I’m assuming they said they need it for a non-Hague country and they think that does something a lot more interesting than just saying it’s a real birth certificate.

  • @Kadaj21
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    551 month ago

    They said they weren’t a US citizen on the form…….but was applying for a passport that would state they were a US citizen???

  • Rhynoplaz
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    431 month ago

    So, I’m trying to do this thing, and I completely shredded everything I need to do it. What’s my next move?

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    These people are like 10 year olds baking in the kitchen for the first time. They throw everything into the cake that tastes good to them, with zero understanding of any of it, and expect it will turn out terrific

    • @[email protected]
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      51 month ago

      Citation needed. I have the opposite experience.

      My kids actually did just that (they started at age 7, I believe) - and what they ended up fishing out of the oven was terrifically tasty. I think it mostly consisted of baby porridge, sweetened cocoa powder, and sweetened condensed milk.

  • Flying Squid
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    221 month ago

    Take care of your fucking kids, asshole.

  • @[email protected]
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    201 month ago

    For the affidavit, you need to get a DI-1D0 and submit it directly to the Agency of Secure Systems.

      • @69420
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        111 month ago

        I think you can get that form at the Department of Personal Enrichment.

  • @[email protected]
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    161 month ago

    I feel bad for the people just trying to get through their shift, having to deal with these dumbasses.

    • Flying Squid
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      21 month ago

      SovCits make me feel bad for cops sometimes and I hate them for it.

  • aramis87
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    131 month ago

    pokes at list of non-Hague countries “Oh, the usual suspects: Afghanistan, Mali, Haiti - wtf?”

    Does anyone know why Canada hasn’t signed on to the Hague Convention?

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          Oh, no problem. My first thought was, What is the Hague Convention, and why haven’t we signed it? I was pretty relieved to find out it was just a jurisdicional issue.

          • aramis87
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            11 month ago

            Canada was just such a notable departure from the other countries listed that I was surprised. I’m glad it was just an issue between the feds and the territories and provinces and not something weird!

    • @ArtVandelay
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      21 month ago

      If they leave the country without a passport, something tells me they’re not coming back even if they wanted to