• Codex
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    991 month ago

    Possessed by the ghosts of the night’s watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

  • @Snapz
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    901 month ago

    She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    451 month ago

    I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly’s lamp in a few hundred years.

    Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend’s name is Crusher? We need more Data.

  • @BrokenGlepnir
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    321 month ago

    She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

    • @brey1013
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      131 month ago

      It’s almost as if she doesn’t care about their safety!

      • @MrFappy
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        131 month ago

        Let those who worship evil’s might…

        • @Lumisal
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          1 month ago

          Become Genocide Accolades with Hal’s light!

  • @BananaTrifleViolin
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    301 month ago

    Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say “It’s not you, it’s the lantern” and leave, knowing when it’s all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

  • Stern
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    291 month ago

    man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.

  • @aeronmelon
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    261 month ago

    Being inducted into the Lantern Corp. is serious business.

    • partial_accumen
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      61 month ago

      Has he developed an aversion to things that are yellow or does he avoid things that are made out of wood now?

  • RedStrider
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    211 month ago

    i think ops bf is a moth

  • @Drivebyhaiku
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    201 month ago

    I think we should probably go file a statement with the Magnus Institute. Not that they’ll do anything to stop the horrors unfolding mind, it’s obviously too late for that, but recording these things for our amus… Posterity is a good idea.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 month ago

    It’s probably not real but I have seen people with psychosis that behave similarly. It sounds funny but for the relatives it can be really stressful and sometimes horrifying. Not because the patient is violent (although that can happen too of course) but strange behaviors and beliefs that can’t be changed or challenged.

    Although I’ve also seen a few people deal with it through humor

  • @Death_Equity
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    61 month ago

    She needs to fulfill his needs to nightwatch better.