• @[email protected]
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    164 months ago

    “You’re a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don’t look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep”

  • @MyDogLovesMe
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    124 months ago

    At the local seafood restaurant: “Wow! Yagottahavethesharkitsfuckingfantastic!”

  • @robocall
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    54 months ago

    I gotta go swimming in Brazil

  • don
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    24 months ago

    Can’t eat cocaine sharks was on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      Like so:

      Cocaine pollutes the sea due to sewage discharges from humans who use the drug, as well as the illegal laboratories that produce it, study co-author Enrico Mendes Saggioro, an ecotoxicologist at the foundation, told CNN on Tuesday.

      And as a side-note: cocaine being dumped at sea was considered as a possibility, but was ruled out:

      Previous research suggested that cocaine dumped at sea by traffickers could be responsible for contamination, but that is not the case here, said Mendes Saggioro. “We don’t usually see many bales of coke dumped or lost at sea here, unlike what is reported in Mexico and Florida,” he said.

    • ComradeSharkfucker
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      4 months ago

      Probably cocaine lost or tossed during sea transport

      Edit: Sewage discharge and improper waste disposal by producers it seems

  • @[email protected]
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    04 months ago

    Brazil doesn’t really seem like a cocaine county. Are they sure the sharks aren’t Argentinian?