• @hOrni
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    185 months ago

    Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.

    • NickwithaC
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      115 months ago

      You don’t need to be a vampire

      • @[email protected]
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        15 months ago

        How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.

  • @shalafi
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    45 months ago

    Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.

  • @DaMonsterKnees
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    35 months ago

    I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.

      • @dustyData
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        15 months ago

        No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.