• @Cowbob12
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    Damn, looking at the comments here I realize sometimes I DO have more knowledge on some topics than other people. If you guys don’t know that’s a bronze sword, bronze is a metal that’s well known due to its corruption-resistant properties. When bronze develops that green patina you see on the sword it also creates a sort of protective layer that shields the rest of the metal from oxygen and prevents it from rusting away.

    Quick note meant to say corrosion not corruption lmao.

    • @[email protected]
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      382 months ago

      bronze is a metal that’s well known due to its corruption-resistant properties.

      I suppose it won’t take a bribe?

        • @Aqarius
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          62 months ago

          It would help. Not for that reason, but it would help.

          • JackFrostNCola
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            52 months ago

            Perhaps the casing could be in the shape of a bull maybe… A brazen bull we could call it

    • @[email protected]
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      212 months ago

      This is also why the statue of liberty is green. Also the colossus of Rhodes would’ve been the same color by the time of its fall, and especially by the time some MOTHERFUCKER SCRAPPED IT!

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      62 months ago

      Just wanted to add to your comment here because patinas are freaking cool, in the world of bronze sculpture you can make the patina form a different color by applying different chemicals.

      It can be blue, black, turquoise, or iridescent depending on the chemical mix. I’m pretty sure there’s even a company that sells premixed solutions to achieve the desired results.

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      42 months ago

      that’s really cool. yeah, anything involving either chemistry, manufacturing, or blacksmithing I would safely assume I’m not the expert in the room. I bet lots of people are same

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      bronze is a metal that’s well known due to its corruption-resistant properties.

      Damn, Khorne must be powerful then.

  • @Nobody
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    592 months ago

    Beautiful sword, but looking at it gives me the strangest urge to carve runes into my skin.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 months ago

      I feel like there is a room full of monks chanting or something in my kitchen but when I go and look, theres nobody there.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        “What’s all this sectarian racket then? We don’t get Buddhists playing bagpipes in our bathroom or Hindus harmonizing in the hall! The Shintoists don’t come here shattering sheet glass in the sh__house and shouting slogans-”

    • @ladicius
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      That’s called tattoos.

  • Lucidity 🪷
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    332 months ago

    That’s nice. A nice sword. I want that nice sword. 😋

  • @expatriado
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    182 months ago

    looks almost too nice for that age

    • @Shard
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      Bronze lasts a long time because it barely corrodes in the right conditions compared to iron/steel which rusts the moment you look at it wrong.

      Here’s one that was made sometime around 700 BC and is in absolutely pristine conditions because the scabbard was so well made it was a practically air tight seal around the sword.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_of_Goujian

  • @BoxOfFeet
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    I have this feeling that my luck is none too good This sword here at my side don’t act the way it should Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave And it howls, it howls like hell

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    122 months ago

    If I recall correctly, bronze swords tend to be shorter than iron/steel swords. I wonder how big this one is. Need a banana for scale.

    Also, it looks cool as fuck.

  • Flying Squid
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    112 months ago

    You need one of those swords in case you ever go into the underground empire. They glow very brightly when you’re in danger from anything but a grue.

  • @[email protected]
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    102 months ago

    Heres a concept, imagine some corrupting evil sword gets picked up by someone who incorruptible by the sword. The trick is they are immune to the swords corruption cause they are working off of a fundamentally different internal morality.

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      “Hahaha!”, said the sword. “I will twist your mind until you’re wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord’s name in vain!”, it cackled.

      “I’ll even make you skip church on the sabbath!”.

      • @Im_old
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        42 months ago

        what about gay sex and masturbation? Don’t want to do half-job here being evil

        • @[email protected]
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          “Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”.

          The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.

          “Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.

      • @Aqarius
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        12 months ago

        “Communist dies and goes to hell” joke.

  • @comrade19
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    82 months ago

    With all the fake stuff on the internet i just presume that this picture is not of the sword

  • @ivanafterall
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    72 months ago

    Head to your nearest graveyard and you’re bound to dig up a sword in one of them eventually.

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    42 months ago

    Handle looks like a snakes head, I wonder if that’s deliberate?

  • @_Cid_
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    32 months ago

    Wasn’t Nördlingen the Attack on Titan town?

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    Whispered secret #1: “Your mom and dad regret having you.”