• peto (he/him)@lemm.eeEnglish
    88·
    2 years ago

    I once told a new guy not to stress over the Champagne because they bounce if you drop them.

    I managed to stop him spiking the bottle into the floor.

  • edgemaster72English
    53·
    2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure if it really had that feature it would be very prominently advertised on it, no guesswork needed

  • Agent641
    24·
    2 years ago

    “Hmm, that one must have been defective, Ill try again.”

    • don@lemm.ee
      2·
      2 years ago

      “How the hell is the entire store’s inventory defective?! Talk about unlucky!”

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
    9267·
    2 years ago

    It’s paying well enough that they’re able to afford an iPhone, maybe they should understand cleaning up messes if occasionally part of the job?

    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM
      1·
      2 years ago

      Hey, you seem to be trolling in a jokey way. If I see someone with this many downvotes, then I assume the community doesn’t think you’re being excellent to them, so Rule 5. If I see you doing this kind of trolling in the community again, I’ll ban you. This is a warning.

    • NegativeInf
      100·
      2 years ago

      Or it’s heavily subsidized on their plan or finances across many months, creating a de facto contract.

      Boot lick harder. People aren’t your fucking servants and are allowed to complain when shitty people do shitty things on purpose.

      • The Pantser
        335·
        2 years ago

        Much like cars, the person with a nice car could be living in the ghetto which then begs the question of why are you driving a $50k car and living there? In terms of a tagline on a Twitter post no it doesn’t tell you anything about the person but if it said “sent with my iPhone 15” it would tell a bigger story.

        • Midnight WolfEnglish
          161·
          2 years ago

          Maybe because the car is an escape from an otherwise shitty life where staying at home means friction, stress, disagreements and disputes, but the car is their own sacred place, where they can get away from the bullshit and free their mind, and just enjoy a little bit of happiness.

          Not that I’d know anything about that…

    • 4am@lemm.ee
      453·
      2 years ago

      You’re right, poors don’t deserve things, how dare they.

      Can you just fuck off? Do you have to be a twat in every thread on the entire fediverse? Shit gets old.

    • Franklin
      37·
      2 years ago

      This is everyone’s daily reminder to please not feed the trolls.

    • MindTraveller@lemmy.caBannedEnglish
      17·
      2 years ago

      Hey come on, cumfart. Your trolling is normally funny and harmless. Your can do better than this

    • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
      16·
      2 years ago

      The store likely loses more in damaged/stolen merchandise than the employee makes.

      All of that is money that could have been spent on actual customer service if people weren’t wasting it.

      Of course, we all know that it wouldn’t actually be spent on customer service, but that’s a different topic.