• @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    Crypto fans: Surely the lying conman saying things I want to hear is telling me the truth.

  • Coelacanth
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    122 months ago

    Anyone else surprised there isn’t an official Trumpcoin? Rug pulling his fans would be a very Trump thing to do.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      It would burn his base too efficiently. The trick to being a successful parasite is bleeding the host slowly so they don’t die too quickly.

      • Coelacanth
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        12 months ago

        As far as I know Donald has nothing to do with it. Wasn’t that Martin Shkreli?

  • HubertManne
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    22 months ago

    I often wonder why someone would vote for trump. Or like their thought process. Im not surprised at all for the intersection of these groups having a lot of overlap.

    • @Melvin_Ferd
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      22 months ago

      Next week’s article will be

      “AI tech bros go ape shit for Trump”

      Media got so many of you by the wrist.

  • @TheBigBrother
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    Whatever make BTC going up it’s something good. I will shit on these wokecrats rankling while I eat caviar and drink champagne in my yatch… punks…

    • @orclev
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      352 months ago

      Poe’s law? Can’t tell if this is serious or not. I’m hoping this is sarcasm that’s just running afoul of Poe’s law, but it’s a bit hard to say.

    • @Myxomatosis
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      “Woke” is a term that sociopaths use instead of the word “empathy.”

      • @TheBigBrother
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        Gimme a sec…let me ask in my wokie talkie…

        • TimeSquirrel
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          My son also made up silly words at 5 years old to try to make fun of people.

          Try ChatGPT, it can probably come up with comebacks 1000x funnier than yours.

    • @EvilBit
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      Translation: I have no intrinsic redeeming value as a human so I’m going to try and use bitcoin as a measure of merit.

    • @just_another_person
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      152 months ago

      Can you buy spelling and grammar lessons with BTC yet? It doesn’t seem so.

    • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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      12 months ago

      You should be less concerned about BTC going up than your mom going down because only one of those is happening every day.

      And to be clear, I’m not being mean. I’m the COO at the dick sucking factory and I’m worried about staff exhaustion.