Credit to [email protected] for wanting to see a 70’s style Trek. Considered alternate title Star Trek: The Final Funktier

  • James Garner as Captain Maverick
  • John Travolta as Commander Zuko
  • Pam Grier as Lieutenant Foxy
  • Robin Williams as Yeoman Nanu
  • Ann B. Davis as Counselor Ahl’eec
  • Tim Curry as Dr. F.
  • Redd Foxx as Admiral Sanford
  • Kurt Russell as Ensign Plissken
  • Wilford Brimley as Dahar Master Cuae’Kur
    • @ummthatguyOP
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      213 months ago

      Don’t worry. By season 2 they’ll age him up, “lose the eye”, and call himself Snake. It did wonders for ratings.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      Kurt Russel was a child star under contract with Disney. His name was Walt Disney’s last words.

    • @Blue_Morpho
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      Jungle boy Russel was a 60’s tv staple.

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    3 months ago

    That image looks fuzzy … I’ve been adjusting my TV antennas for the past half hour, used tin foil and attached a couple of metal coat hangers but can’t seem to get a clear image … I also tried adjusting the TV knob to balance between channels 11/12 but still no good … but if I turn on the microwave and have someone stand in the hallway facing east, it works great, but they can’t see the TV … oh well.

    … ah crap … typing this message just made me lose the entire signal!!!

    • NegativeNullM
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      Get your brother to hold the antennas while standing behind the TV. That way YOU can hopefully still watch.

      • IninewCrow
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        73 months ago

        “Yes, yes, yes! … you got it! … now just stand there! … and don’t move! … for half an hour! … awww!! … you moved!”

        It was a never ending struggle to either direct the antenna person or be the antenna person.

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        73 months ago

        Beautiful … it even shows that God awful brown beige floral pattern wood accented living room furniture. Only thing missing is the wood paneling.

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    Elizabeth Montgomery as Nurse Coven
    Agnes Moorehead as Lwaxana’s mother

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          He comes already pre-suffering!

          Edit: My mixed GenX/Millenial/Trek age is showing. I assumed James Darren rather than Darren Stevens. Mea culpa. But fret not, for he is now Grand Nagus York!

      • @aeronmelon
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        33 months ago

        Lwaxana Troi and Endora have the exact same energy.

        (And Picard turns into Darren Stevens every time Lwaxana is onboard.)

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          33 months ago

          Oh, now my relative “youth” is showing. When IninewCrow mentioned Darren, I assumed Vic. I must correct an error. Many thanks.

        • @[email protected]
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          33 months ago

          Happy cake day! Outta Sight: The Next Funkification is the TV movie that was sold to the network as a Christmas special. OS:TNF tied up some loose ends, but left fans wanting more.

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    Engineering: Admiral, we’ve lost the anti-matter phase couplings

    Admiral: You big dummy!

    (Laugh track)

  • @[email protected]
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    33 months ago

    I see Captain M. as a smooth talking diplomat/glad hander, but Lt. Foxy and Yeoman Nanu do all the paperwork and reject leola shipments from Starfleet Bureau of Supply. Commander Zuko is blitzed all the time on something, but great at navigation/Astrometrics if you leave him alone.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    33 months ago

    This just made me realize Tim Curry has never been on Star Trek. We have been wronged, and the situation must be remedied immediately before it is too late.

  • @[email protected]
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    Wilford Brimley as Dahar Master Cuae’Kur!!! Great bird, I just got it after 22 re readings. This brain, she still functions.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      23 months ago

      You still got there. Counts for something.

      Almost went with Dahar Master D’Bitus.