• toynbee
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        Mine, too. We call it the roast chicken position.

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Thanksgiving turkey was what we called it when our child did that. He’d crisscross his feet too. He’s six now and still does it now and then. Except when we’re camping and he sprawls out and chases us around the tent in his sleep.

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    9 months ago

    “How do you sleep at night” is the proper follow-up question

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    Funny one. I even read it the totally predatory way at first

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    Right click the bed when there are no monsters nearby of course. What kind of question is that?

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      9 months ago

      How else? I’m in bed right now and trying to lay on my side with straight legs I have to use some weird muscles in my body to keep myself from falling onto my belly or back

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    Before even falling asleep I tend to rotate through 2, 3, 17, 1, 16, and 9

    In addition to a modified recovery position with my top arm resting behind me to keep my chest flexed outward. -It’s an anxiety thing.

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    9 months ago

    I start out as a modified 18 +with crossed arms gripong the shoulders and interspersed with a number 4