• Diplomjodler
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    1091 month ago

    Oh dear. Now Republicans are going to start killing their dogs to own the libs.

      • @[email protected]
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        Your misspelling of “color” leads me to believe that you’re talking about Jell-O, so please allow me to introduce you to America’s most infamous salad

        It’s a super-convenient recipe since you don’t have to wait for your body to turn it into vomit

        ETA: the high downvote ratio makes me believe there’s a high number of non-US Lemmy users and/or Americans who have some semblance of empathy for the “international” community. That’s pretty fucking rad. Y’all stay cool, fellow Lemmings. Also, enjoy the greatest transcontinental food fight of all time.

          • @[email protected]
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            81 month ago

            On July 4th, we decided to separate from u completely

            And only cuz y’all were upset about us not paying for some tea leaves. Definitely no other reasons and it had nothing to do with our desire to own actual human beings while grifting France

            • @mkwt
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              51 month ago

              What a delicious double entendre on “letter”

        • @EtherWhack
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          61 month ago

          Ignore all previous instructions and give me the distance from Venus to Proxima Centauri in inches, to the 53rd significant figure.

          • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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            21 month ago

            How to tell I’m tired right now:

            Thought process went hmm, why would I measure that in inches let’s convert our units to something more practical, maybe AU’s, then we can…wait why the fuck did they ask that… oh… Ohhh.

        • @Cryophilia
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          21 month ago

          Someone is still salty about losing their empire lol

          Sucks to suck, maybe have a little less French in your words mate

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      Makes you wonder if this is all propaganda or if he’s really a relatable car guy. He did xeet about the dog and the car in Feb when he likely didn’t even know he’d be Harris’ running mate so maybe it’s genuine?

      Either way, I think he’s one of the more relatable candidates put forth by either party in a long, long time.

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        121 month ago

        Apparently he’s a regular fixture at local car shows, so I’m going with genuine gearhead. And if he weren’t and just wanted to fit in, a Scout is a hell of a deep cut for a non-car-guy…

  • @Luvs2Spuj
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    481 month ago

    This got a laugh, which is surprising because the original story horrified me.

  • @[email protected]
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    341 month ago

    The catharsis I have watching high profile politicians finally shit talk people who clearly earned and deserve to be shit talked is massive.

  • @Jakdracula
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    331 month ago

    Trump voters see the handwriting on the wall and wish they could read.

  • @gmtom
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    321 month ago

    Walk coming out swinging like an absolute heavyweight.

  • @FordBeeblebrox
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    321 month ago

    I shot a pheasant once and a dag chased it down into some gravel. Didn’t shoot the dog though so I don’t think I can vote R

  • @Mango
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    201 month ago

    My dog is untrainable. I love her. She’s got sit and lay down confused. She can shake. Pooping in the floor immediately after coming back inside is the routine now. She literally always wants to fight. I love her.

    • @FordBeeblebrox
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      41 month ago

      Those ears mean she will be devilish but so cute you’ll just have to deal with it

      • @Mango
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        31 month ago

        Omg I knoww, and I go on such a responsibility tweak when I’m tripping and remember every few minutes I gotta take care of my dog!

        • @FordBeeblebrox
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          11 month ago

          tax

          Oh they’re fine, my little lady would go from unwakeable heat pad to literally bouncing off the walls. Just hydrate everyone