• Optional
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    807 months ago

    Daaaaaaamn . . . Even a little “see what I did there” in the applause break.

    Giddyup, y’all.

    • @Podunk
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      Im most impressed that he did go there. Dnc approved or not, fake news or not, it was a good zinger. Meet them at their level, but do it better.

      Finally the dems are paying attention on how this stupid game is played. Thank fucking god.

      • FuglyDuck
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        237 months ago

        my favorite part was when he was scratching his head, after the “I’m looking forward to the debate!”… the look on his face was totally .“guys, that wasn’t the punchline.” Also. Harris’ face as she realizes what he’s saying.

    • @ccunning
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      277 months ago

      cat man

      Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        177 months ago

        Getting cat and scat confused is almost as bad as getting scat and scat confused.

    • Plum
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      77 months ago

      Meow

  • FuglyDuck
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    567 months ago

    Wait. I missed the speech. What was the joke??

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          I laughed my motherfuckin ass off on the drive home while listening to the speech. He’s got a great delivery on his jokes that he sprinkles in.

          Also, it was a great presence of mind to engage with the crowd at the very top rows of the venue. Him pointing out those people lets them know, “I see you, I hear you, and we are in this together.”

          • @[email protected]
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            217 months ago

            How is JD Vance going to visit any mainstream late night talk show without walking into a million couch fucking jokes? Is he going to stand?

            • @[email protected]
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              127 months ago

              Of course, how else do you want him to properly appreciate the sensual beauty of the late night show couch?

        • @CptEnder
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          17 months ago

          LMFAO Rodney Dangerfield VP??? Nailed the timing

          • FuglyDuck
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            37 months ago

            The only thing I don’t like is the parents expecting I explain that joke…

      • dohpaz42
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        97 months ago

        Fuck printing pictures of couches. We need to bombard his email with links to this video.

      • FuglyDuck
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        157 months ago

        thanks for the full link. gonna watch it later (caught the shortened link by mongoose. freaking savage.)

        • @WhyDoYouPersist
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          137 months ago

          It’s definitely worth the watch, and I don’t usually watch these things.

          • FuglyDuck
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            67 months ago

            I like the part where Haris opened up with ‘we’re the underdogs’.

            good attitude. we need to keep that pressure.

  • @Etterra
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    317 months ago

    JD “Jorkin Depeanus” Vance sure would be a weaksauce bitch if he refused to debate Walz. Just leave the sofa at home Vance.

  • flicker
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    267 months ago

    What a breath of fresh air.

  • @ChexMax
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    157 months ago

    Savage. I’m psyched about our ticket

  • @[email protected]
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    Without even a hint of irony I truly believe the only way many of the people deep in the cult 45 will get out is through copious amounts of shit talking the politicians who deserve it.

    • @bitchkat
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      227 months ago

      He said he was looking forward to debating Vance assuming he was willing to get off the couch for it.

  • @Crackhappy
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    07 months ago

    I’m just waiting for a skibidi walz meme.