Eli Roth’s adaptation of first-person shooter Borderlands had a fan event this week that left the majority underwhelmed.

I don’t normally pay attention to reviews, but I had a feeling this was coming. When they released that one minute clip a while back, it didn’t feel right, or even funny. One of the biggest pointers towards its lack of quality was the piss “joke” in the trailer. As one of the quotes mentions, it may just come off as a poor man’s Guardians of the Galaxy.

  • methodicalaspect
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    521 month ago

    This should not have been a surprise in the wake of Kevin Hart being cast as Roland. In what world did that make sense?

    • slazer2au
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      171 month ago

      Also what’s her face as Lillith.

      • methodicalaspect
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        41 month ago

        Had she not been Galadriel, maybe it would have worked. I can’t look at that face and not feel it in the water. Or feel it in the earth. Or smell it in the air.

  • @[email protected]
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    361 month ago

    And to think Borderlands is a series known for its very witty and not at all embarrassingly unfunny writing

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        Yea but the pretzels were dry, this has to account for butt stallions sadness at least a bit.

    • AlexisFR
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      221 month ago

      BL1’s writing was serviceable, and decent enough for a new IP and game.

      BL2’s writing was genuinely good, self aware enough to be funny and still had emotional moments.

      Its the team that has handled the series ever since the Pre Sequel that dropped the ball, hard.

      • scops
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        51 month ago

        I never got around to playing the Pre Sequel, but do want to point out that it had the same lead writer as Borderlands 2 (Anthony Burch, of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’ fame).

        I think it’s also possible that the series’ shtick was growing old by the third game.

      • @hesusingthespiritbomb
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        11 month ago

        BL1 writing was perfect for the time. The thing that made Borderlands was the 4 player online co-op. Internet culture was full of over the top edgy humor during that era. The writing fit the time.

        I remember when Baron Flynn’s intro was just him smoking a joint. Everyone burst out laughing.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 month ago

      Tales from the Borderlands was amazing though and apparently this movie was an attempt to capture that.

  • @[email protected]
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    221 month ago

    Not going to lie, I still plan on going to see it. Borderlands 2 is in no small part responsible for me and my partner being together and it holds a special place in my heart. If it’s bad, I’m sure we’ll have a laugh at how bad it is, and if it’s good, we’ll have a laugh at how good it is. Fun time either way I figure.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      As a fellow BL2 diehard, I knew it was going to be bad the moment they cast Kevin Hart as Roland. I’ll just wait for a torrent and laugh at yet another video game movie flop

    • @ObsidianZed
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      21 month ago

      That’s a good reason. Have fun!

    • @TheDannysaur
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      11 month ago

      Hell yeah. You’ll experience in a way that’s unique, so don’t let other people tell you what to feel. It’s ok to like stuff that everyone else doesn’t like, for no reason other than you want to like it.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    Yea it looks tone deaf to what the original was. Stop casting Kevin hartd in things. It’s like that south park rob shnieder joke.

  • downpunxx
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    141 month ago

    It did this production no favors for it’s released to be scheduled so soon AFTER the second best television video game adaptation in FALLOUT, the comparisons will be merciless and brutal

    • tuckerm
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      31 month ago

      Now I’m curious, what’s your first best television video game adaptation? (My guess is Castlevania, but also I can’t really think of any others right now.)

        • @RizzRustbolt
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          41 month ago

          Anything made from that IP is going to look like Shakespeare compared to the original.

        • @ObsidianZed
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          21 month ago

          I recommend that to any of my friends regardless of whether they played the game or not. Probably better if they didn’t or at least don’t anymore though, so I can remain friends with them.

          • JayTreeman
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            51 month ago

            Arcane is perfection… Ignore the base material. Just enjoy the show

  • arefx
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    121 month ago

    It was obvious this was gonna be dog shot. Honestly I think borderlands has run its course in general. BL3 was completely forgettable and the writing sucked.

    • Tiger Jerusalem
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      41 month ago

      BL3 made me feel as an unpaid intern doing errands for Lilith. Do this, do that, go there. It was incredibly boring.

  • @sploosh
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    31 month ago

    How anyone could have seen the first trailer and thought it would have been anything but absolute drek is beyond me.

    Borderlands is media that works as a video game because you are a willing participant in the idiocy. Its brand of idiocy is too idiotic be enjoyable if you’re not a part of it.