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The Picard Maneuver to HumorEnglish · 1 year ago

He's good at one thing and one thing only

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He's good at one thing and one thing only

The Picard Maneuver to HumorEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    He did my vasectomy. No, I am not joking.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      Did he miss or something?

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        They had run out when I had mine but normally you get a tshirt that said “You’ve been chopped!” after your vasectomy. They told me to go pick it up a couple of weeks later but I never did. I regret not getting it.

        FYI: Dr. Richard “Dick” Chopp out of Austin, Texas.

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          Dr. Chopp retired. Luckily Dr. Peter Ruff is still available at the same practice. https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/peter-ruff-md/

          Is that nominative determinism or did they legally change their names after choosing the career?

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      My friend got his from Dr Chopp as well. Said his recovery was faster than expected and rated the doctor 10/10.

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    He sure does great work though!

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      Just look at that smile. You can tell he’s passionate about it.

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    Oh shit, he’s real! This is going straight to [email protected]

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    Dr. Dong Gone

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    When i saw this again it remind me of a post that the title was "The horse goes clop, clop’ “man has local visectomy by dr dick chop”

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    Dr. Max Payne, DDS

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    Okay but like… Maybe I need his karate based medicine? Maybe the solution to my UTI is a swift hard karate chop of justice?

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