• Scratch
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    1864 months ago

    Same with AOC, tbh.

    Didn’t one of the Jan6ers steal her shoes?

    • @[email protected]
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      944 months ago

      my left wing conspiracy theory is that Ben Shapiro was the mastermind behind J6, which was actually an elaborate heist to steal AOC’s shoes and/or get her feet pics. 🕵️

      • @[email protected]OP
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        554 months ago

        I would absolutely watch a Oceans 11 movie but it’s GOP doing a grand heist of stealing AOC’s shoes.

        Instead their weird ass movies involve God and fighting wokeness. 😭

    • @P00ptart
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      934 months ago

      AOCs attractiveness goes beyond politics.

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      94 months ago

      They did even if they didn’t. Foot fuckers

    • @Chev
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      74 months ago

      Appellation d’Origine Contrôlée?

      • @problematicPanther
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        154 months ago

        if you’re not stealing AOC’s shoes, it’s just a sparkling foot fetish, or something.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    964 months ago

    “I hate you Kamala Harris! I hate your smooth, caramel skin. I hate your luscious lips. I hate your big doe-like eyes. I hate that we’re not kissing right this very moment.”

    • @teamevil
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      104 months ago

      They’re quantum dumbasses

    • _NoName_
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      Nah, their brains are parallelized and treat each argument as a seperate process. Since information is stored as private for each in process, they can’t access certain talking points for certain arguments. If you bring up information that the current argument isn’t privileged to access, they have to switch to an argument that does have access, at which point they can’t access the previous argument’s information.

      If they didn’t have this design, rogue processes might be able to cause sensitive information to be accessed by unprivileged users (normie users don’t have the privilege to see data of white power users), or worse, you could get a pointer loop in their memory addresses which could lead to a system lock-up. /j

    • @primrosepathspeedrun
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      I think it’s not that they hold more positions, its that they have no room for complexity or nuance, it would unravel them, but they have unlimited capacity for avoiding self criticism

  • @Etterra
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    474 months ago

    Well given how loudly anti-gay the Republicans who turn out to be very gay tend to be, I’d say both.

    • LeadersAtWork
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      54 months ago

      Reaction formation. It’s a hell of a time.

  • mommykink
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    454 months ago

    This applies to almost every target of the MAGAts.

    • AOC

    • Mexicans

    • Transfolk

    • Muslims

    • Gays

    • @NegativeInf
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      294 months ago

      Methinks the MAGAts doth protest too much.

      • mommykink
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        284 months ago

        I think they just need to tell themselves it’s okay to masturbate tbh

        • @dohpaz42
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          54 months ago

          You’re probably not too far off.

          • mommykink
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            104 months ago

            No, no, no, I want to be very far away when that starts happening

        • @Alexstarfire
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          34 months ago

          Or eat some more corn flakes and graham crackers.

          • Ignotum
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            24 months ago

            Ah yes, viagran’t

      • @primrosepathspeedrun
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        34 months ago

        its how discourse works in the fascist mind, and with their weird necessarily-violent dominating humiliating concept of sexuality.

  • Yer Ma
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    It’s the same reason they yell about gay people

  • @WoahWoah
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    “I saw a picture of [Harris] on Time magazine today. She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live,” Trump said. “She’s a beautiful woman, so we’ll leave it at that.”

    So, definitely yes. Trump compared her beauty to his wife…? It was a very weird interview.

  • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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    What is this curse thrust upon me; to only lust after that which I cannot have!

    -JD Vance in IKEA, probably

    • @Bgugi
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      Protect me, Maria Don’t let this siren cast her spell Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy SÖDERHAMN And let her taste the fires of hell Or else let her be mine and mine alone

    • @AsheHole
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      There’s a flag going around of something like, “she’s as open as our borders” with a drawn picture of Harris with her legs spread open suggestively.

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      funny thing is when harris was compared to a hyena some furries started drawing her as an anthro hyena