• Diplomjodler
    link
    3328 days ago

    I always dream about looking for the toilet but never finding one.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      1928 days ago

      I do that and eventually wake up and go the toilet and spend 2 minutes afraid to go in case I’m still dreaming and about to piss the bed.

      • @Noodle07
        link
        528 days ago

        Oh it’s fine I spend 5 minutes trying to find which exact muscle I need to relax to finally pee since I changed meds. you don’t realized how annoying it is to struggle to pee until it happens to you

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        3
        edit-2
        28 days ago

        The scariest dreams the ones that you find the toilet in, then wake up in a panic that you posed the bed.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        328 days ago

        I never used to think people could wake up in their dreams until I had a false awakening while meditating when it felt like i had woken from a dream and was in my room until I actually opened my eyes and my actual eyesight blended with the false awakening dream for a second

    • @datelmd5sum
      link
      528 days ago

      I dream about peeing. I pee and I pee but it just won’t stop.

    • @Dicska
      link
      528 days ago

      You should be happy you never do. Let’s not find out.

    • @toynbee
      link
      228 days ago

      I can remember two pee dreams … In one, I was in a submarine slowly flooding with water; in the other, I was in a futuristic city and could see the toilet but there was a forcefield between it and me. I could pass through the forcefield with the right timing, but never achieved the timing before I woke up.

      I think I remember another one about finding a series of toilets that didn’t work, but I might be making that up.

  • FreshLight
    link
    fedilink
    1228 days ago

    I bet you mean the urethral sphincters. Hope I didn’t poop the party, good meme!

  • @demizerone
    link
    628 days ago

    I had two beers and was dreaming of pissing all over the front yard. Bladder couldn’t take it, luckily I got the point and woke up just in time. Just slightly damp undies. But fuck I hate getting old.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
    link
    English
    528 days ago

    Allow me to introduce all y’all motherfuckers to the joys of condom catheters. Piss the bed in your sleep, no mess, no docking fees. Uh, gotta have an external pisser to get 'em to work.

  • Clot
    link
    fedilink
    English
    328 days ago

    Then start dreaming about peeing and pee irl

  • @ichbinjasokreativ
    link
    228 days ago

    In this horrible summer heat, there are few feelings more satisfying than a fridge-cold beer after a long day of work. But it’s hard to stop after the first.