The Nissan Cube annoyed me enough at it was.

  • Admiral Patrick
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    4028 days ago

    At least the Nissan Cube was unique. I’m slightly more than mildly infuriated that “shrunken SUV” seems to be the new standard vehicle shape. Hate this “crossover” trend. lol

      • Admiral Patrick
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        1828 days ago

        If that’s your thing, you do you. I’m not against them existing, I just think they’re ugly and excess and wouldn’t want to drive one, personally. Half or more of the crossover styles, IMO, look like rollerskates, lol, and I just can’t take them seriously (once you see it, you can’t unsee it).

        • @[email protected]
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          528 days ago

          I agree with the you do you thing but the manufacturers no longer seem interested in making other kinds of cars these days

        • @PapaStevesy
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          I just don’t know why anyone cares, you can’t see the thing when you’re using it anyway.

          • @NewNewAccount
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            628 days ago

            This is why I don’t care that I’m so ugly because I can’t see my own face.

            • @PapaStevesy
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              228 days ago

              Exactly! Let the rest of the world deal with it, it functions properly for me.

      • @[email protected]
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        628 days ago

        Yeah, pretty much anything is better than SUV as commuter vehicle. It only became a thing in the first place because of poorly-crafted environmental regulation.

      • @[email protected]
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        428 days ago

        Spacious? That is not true for most SUVs or crossovers when compared to their non-suv variant. (Looking especially at you, Mercedes!)

        Luxurious? The non-suv variants are just as luxurious, no difference there.

    • @GraniteM
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      211 days ago

      “Shrunken SUV” or “Took a normal 2- or 4-door and injected it with experimental growth hormones.”

      I swear I see one once a week that would make sense and carry the same number of people and stuff at half the overall vehicle volume.

  • @PapaStevesy
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    3728 days ago

    It’s a car-shaped car, idk what the problem is. Were you expecting tentacles?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      128 days ago

      I was expecting something that looks at least vaguely like a nautilus.

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        28 days ago

        I mean… Don’t you think this is a bit of a far fetch? A car couldn’t look like this it would be ridiculous!

      • @PapaStevesy
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        528 days ago

        Like with stripes or a big round shell that it protrudes from? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a cool-looking animal, but it would look dumb as hell if someone tried to make a car actually look like one imo. Maybe a spaceship or a deep-sea submersible, but not a car.

  • @krimson
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    2428 days ago

    I used to be able to differentiate car brands in the blink of an eye, each brand had pretty distinct features. Nowadays it’s a pretty boring blend, apart from a few luxury brands perhaps.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 days ago

        I saw a cybertruck in person the other day, pictures cannot fully convey how fucking hideous they are

      • @Cort
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        428 days ago

        Stainless steel, sharp edges, it’ll take your finger off with ease if you’re not careful. All traits I look for in a good kitchen knife.

    • kindenough
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      You can still do that nowadays, if you give a fuck. I don’t.

    • TurboWafflz
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      328 days ago

      Hyundai/kia are doing really well recently compared to everyone else, their designs are really recognizable and stand out a lot. Some of them aren’t the best but it’s better than everything looking identical

    • @Woht24
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      -328 days ago

      You just don’t know cars that well then

  • @francisfordpoopola
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    1028 days ago

    Dumb question… What’s the issue? I’m a Venza loving freak so I could be biased.

      • @58008
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        1328 days ago

        Is it supposed to? I mean, a Jaguar doesn’t look like a jaguar either 🤔 But if they market it as being designed around a nautilus’ shape, then yeah it sucks haha

        • @wjrii
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          328 days ago

          You know what? Sue them ALL for false advertising!!! I bet this thing can’t even travel underwater.

  • FireWire400
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    828 days ago

    Eh. Just looks like any other oversized SUV to me. I miss when cars had distinct designs…

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    28 days ago

    If Audi’s headlights and if BMW’s front grill’s tumor continued growing had a baby (?)

  • @Etterra
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    328 days ago

    Is it the hubcaps? It’s the hubcaps isn’t it.