• @[email protected]
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    1061 month ago

    “Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

  • Flying Squid
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    951 month ago

    Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

    • finley
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      381 month ago

      and the judge is going to be all like, “so, you have money to pay bail and to get your car out of impound-- obviously, you can pay child support, asshole!”

    • @Bassman1805
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      341 month ago

      SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn’t call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it’s about avoiding child support, I realized it’s because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they’re not gonna call the other guy out.

      • Flying Squid
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        171 month ago

        And, of course, they’re already duplicitous people because they’re trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

    • @Wogi
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      191 month ago

      Probably for the best that he’s not in their life

      • Flying Squid
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        241 month ago

        He doesn’t need to be in their life. Just his money.

    • @son_named_bort
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      171 month ago

      If he paid his child support then his car wouldn’t have been towed. There’s a life lesson there.

  • @[email protected]
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    541 month ago

    Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

    • @Okokimup
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      61 month ago

      Still better than Neutral Comatose.

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      I’m assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

  • Maxnmy's
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    291 month ago

    I wasn’t parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a “no parking” sign. I was storing it.

  • metaStatic
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    181 month ago

    If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

    There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn’t notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

  • @NegativeInf
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    171 month ago

    About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can’t parse it.

    There’s no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

  • plz1
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    151 month ago

    Reading that gave me a brain tumor…

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    141 month ago

    Looks like they’re all about freedom of grammar too. Good grief that’s hard to parse out.

    • @thesporkeffect
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      51 month ago

      It’s because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      I think it’s paid. They do have an app.

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          51 month ago

          I guess this is where their bullshit fairy tales always collapse: if you asked them to honor what they demand from others

  • @Illuminostro
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    71 month ago

    Did I just have a stroke, or is that nonsensical gibberish?

  • Hanrahan
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    31 month ago

    I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?