• @aeronmelon
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      Loony Toons logic. You won’t fall until you realize you should be falling.

    • TheRealKuni
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      Love that this suggests that for vampires, it’s all in their head

      That’s what Terry Pratchett’s Carpe Jugulum tells us. With sufficient exposure and willpower vampires (or “vampyres” as this more modern variety calls themselves) can become immune to sunlight and holy symbols!

      • @shalafi
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        829 days ago

        Out of those 41 books, that one’s a fav.

        • TheRealKuni
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          Man, they’re all a fav. I’m finishing up a full read-through, and until The Embuggerance every book seemed better than the one before it. Even after The Embuggerance they’re still excellent.

          GNU Terry Pratchett

      • @[email protected]
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        229 days ago

        Also a plot point of an older also amazing book (spoiler alert?)

        !Richard Mattheson’s I Am Legend. Not even close to the same as the movie!<

  • Rhaedas
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    However, it doesn’t reflect everything. Maybe it’s a particular part of sunlight that impacts vampires, one that gets absorbed by the Moon’s surface.

  • @[email protected]
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    5330 days ago

    What if vampires’ non-reaction to mirrors is why reflected sunlight does not bother them?

    If we can figure out the magic wavelength, we could take out vampires with flashlights.

    • @samus12345
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      Reminds me of the part in Bloodlines where you (a vampire) are captured and they run a series of tests, including shining UV rays on you (it doesn’t do anything).

    • @toynbee
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      Seemed to work out for Blade.

  • @Cyth
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    This is funny, but I think stereotypical vampire lore still stands. I think it’s only direct sunlight that is an issue. If a vampire stands in a room with an open window, but off to the side, they’re generally considered fine. If light reflected off a wall is ok then why is the moon not?

  • @[email protected]
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    I love how this implies that sunlight only hurts vampires if they know that sunlight is supposed to hurt them

    • @vonxylofon
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      It’s Loony Toons physics.

    • @[email protected]
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      The BBC series Dracula really explores this trope in a really interesting way. Worth a watch without spoilering anything.

  • @[email protected]
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    My theory is that vampires can only handle sunlight in small doses, not when the sun is directly shining on the Earth.

    • @mycodesucks
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      Huh… turns out I’m a vampire.

    • @[email protected]
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      i love the idea of london being infested by vampires since it’s almost always overcast, and vampires going on holiday to the nordics in the winter

  • Pennomi
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    1130 days ago

    Science: The poison is in the dose.

    Language: It’s a good joke, I love it!

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      We learned it like this at school:

      Light beam bounces once or more, suck that victim dry, senor
      Light beam bounces none or less, seek the curtains now, princess

      • @MJKee9
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        Werewolf school didn’t teach me shit…i mean they did teach me how to shit to properly mark my territory, but didn’t use any fancy poems or nothing.

        • @[email protected]
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          228 days ago

          At least they let you guys outside. Imagine being told you need “sleeping lessons” where they lock you in a box all day

        • @[email protected]
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          226 days ago

          well now i want to see a fantasy school where they have werewolf choirs and barbershop quartettes

  • Ellia Plissken
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    also, from what I can find, it looks like the moon only reflects 1-3% of UV light back

  • @niktemadur
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    Nerds saving lives, one vampire factoid at a time.

  • Ellia Plissken
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    429 days ago

    count Dracula wasn’t destroyed by sunlight, he just had weaker magical powers. during the day he could only change form at dawn, noon, and dusk, although he maintained that power throughout the entire night.

    • @[email protected]
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      But he’s the OV (Original Vamp). According to Supernatural logic, the Alpha monster is immune or isn’t affected as badly by weaknesses as converted monsters.

    • CyberTailor
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      He wasn’t, but Count Orlok from Nosferatu (1922) was

  • Queen HawlSera
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    125 days ago

    I always head-canon that sunlight reflected off of moon rocks has some property that makes it not dangerous for vampires, sucks out the hamon or something.