• @ohwhatfollyisman
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      c’mon, mate. that’s stretching it too far. nobody would believe that those appendages would be a choking hazard.

    • Lord Wiggle
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      I heard he drove off a cliff because the gas pedal of his cybertruck got stuk and he couldn’t see the cliff because of the Trump blow up doll on his lap.

      Edit: I read it on Facebook, so it’s true.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    Ketamine overdose, apparently its bioavailability increases if you shove it up your ass.

    • @bamfic
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      161 month ago

      Boofy Musk

    • Lord Wiggle
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      Yeah, I got all excited when reading the first line, then my day got ruined.

    • @beejboytyson
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      This actually got a good chuckle out of me, thx.

    • @zeppo
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      that’s not what I heard…

  • @problematicPanther
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    Thank God. I heard he OD’d on a speedball while sucking off a trans woman while simultaneously dead naming his own child.

    Rest in piss musky boy.

    • @[email protected]
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      Considering what i heard i wouldn’t be he was calling the name imagining having sex with them instead.

      Oh wait, the guy that frequently jokes about having sex with their own offspring was a different weirdo?

      I think these guys are now official in a relationship or something so cant blame for mixing them up.

      Trumps the one that did the worst deal of the century and bought twitter right?

    • @zeppo
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      from what I understand, he actually tried to use a horse as an anally attached parachute… nobody could stop him. He just said they were all idiots with no vision.

  • @Kyrgizion
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    Don’t give me false hope like that.

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    serious question: will it negatively impact spacex if he gone?

    • classic
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      I was surprised to learn he bequeathed the company to his estranged daughter Vivian Wilson. Somehow I feel it’s actually in better hands now

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        I’d feel better if it were in the hands of Raine Wilson.

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          I’d feel better if it were in the hands of Owen Wilson.

            • nfh
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              No, but maybe Rebel Wilson.

              • @P00ptart
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                She’s British. No deal. This is a job for Woodrow Wilson.

                • nfh
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                  If we’re limiting ourselves to Americans, there’s one woman for the job and her name is Mara Wilson.

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      Would Musk’s untimely death, thought to be associated with the billion dollars worth of ketamine he bought last weekend off some dude on Craigslist, positively affect SpaceX? It might.

      Though it seems like his attention being on Twitter has been good for SpaceX, less of his focus seems to mean fewer bad decisions overall. None of his attention could be a solid improvement

    • @mipadaitu
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      Probably not. Musk does none of the engineering and gwynne shotwell actually runs the company (and does it well).

      Starlink brings in truckloads of money, and Falcon 9 is dirt cheap to launch compared to every other rocket on the market today.

      There’s likely not much that musk adds to the company other than baggage at this point.

      • @SirDerpy
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        One can see Elon’s influence on the product. The router/switch/wap combo box is a trapezoidal prism that plugs in on the bottom because that’s the only right angle mounting point. It even has a neat voyager looking emblem that looks like it’s supposed to light up and be a constant nuisance, but doesn’t. I think the dish would be curved and lower performance if the project had held Elon’s attention.

        But, from a technical perspective there’s little to complain about. The service fires up for the first time in about five minutes. It works anywhere I can get a small patch of sky and doesn’t object when I load the connection to sail the open seas.

        I’ve two complaints: It runs on DC but lacks a DC power connection, meaning I eat the loss on AC-to-DC conversion and bypass the benefit of my DC rectifier. And, the mounting pole doesn’t fold all the way back, greatly increasing the required storage space. Both complaints are common a large customer segment: vehicle dwellers.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        Fucker refers to the piping on the outside of SpaceX rockets as “the fiddly bits”. Not only does he not do any of the engineering, it appears that it can’t even be explained to him.

    • Diplomjodler
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      Hard to say. On the one hand, removing the constant distractions created by his idiotic antics would be beneficial. On the other hand SpaceX would become just another profit oriented corporation and the pace of innovation would slow down to industry standard, i.e. very slow.

  • @Rolando
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    Did he die on a couch? (I’m just asking questions…)

    • @P00ptart
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      Unfortunately it was worse. They dropped a cyber truck on him.

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    Do we really need Zuck to tell us if it’s true or not?

  • @Etterra
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    I heard that he was having a meeting with J.D. Vance and their collective lack of charisma values collapsed into a micro singularity and they imploded.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    Damn, thought the air had started to clear for a split second

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    I still haven’t heard confimation on exactly where the dildo was found on the body.

    • cheesymoonshadow
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      What I heard is that there was more than one dildo, and I think that’s where the confusion comes from about which orifice it was (they were) in at time of death.