• @Mannimarco
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    511 month ago

    I mean they’re only weird because we’re not used to them, giraffes, narwals and sea-urchins are pretty weird as well.

    Not to mention something like the platypus

    • @[email protected]
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      291 month ago

      Even snakes are bizarre. We have a creature with no limbs, just a very dangerous head and a potentially very dangerous body, and it uses its skin to move. And they can eat things whole which are several times the size of their head. Seriously, wtf.

      Oh and even better, they range in size from adorable little worms to big enough to eat a human whole. And what kind of exercise do constrictors even do to get strong enough to suffocate something that outweighs it??

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        141 month ago

        Even weirder is that snakes evolved from critters with legs, and multiple times independently. They were like “legs? We don’t need no stinking legs.”

    • @HairyHarry
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      111 month ago

      Oh, how about those furless apes? I heard their offsprings have to be supervised ALL THE TIME for several years or they might kill themselves by accident. Crazy!

  • @[email protected]
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    1 month ago

    Just think of the Cambrian as Life being roughly a multiplayer Spore-like game doing an open alpha test or an early access release.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    They look like an average Spore creation. We have sword meatloaf, spiky hotdog, spaghetti mouth, and Bob.

  • The Assman
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    171 month ago

    Why did swords sticking out of brain need to evolve?

    • @captainlezbian
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      41 month ago

      Because up to that point animal life was closer to sponges than anything else. Maybe a moving blob here and there in the ediacaran. Then shit evolved predation, mobility, pursuit sensation… And so what does the blob do? The simplest thing that by chance can change in its dna. And what is that? Hardened spikes with no real anchoring or repurposing. Just swords sticking out of a brain.

      Meanwhile someone else is evolving to float around and have the majority of its body mass by stingers and someone else is becoming all of bugs

    • @multifariace
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      -91 month ago

      Great question! Do some science.

      I’ll give you a starting place. Consider their mobility, camoflauge, protection, abilities of their predators, habits of their prey, and mating strategies.

      • Biezelbob
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        141 month ago

        you dont need camoflauge look at that pokey-eye mf’er

        • @marcos
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          21 month ago

          Keep repeating that right until that “mouth 2m away from the face” thing appears.

        • Biezelbob
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          damn is there a cambri fan club? these mf’ers look dope af

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      My favorite ancient critter (actually pre-Cambrian) is Omnidont which means “all teeth”.

  • @Floodedwomb
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    141 month ago

    The first picture is actually just an ancient router.

  • @iflyspaceships
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    91 month ago

    Wiwaxia, Hallucigenia, Tully Monster and Anomalocaris if anyone’s wondering

  • @ObsidianZed
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    51 month ago

    Well someone hasn’t played Spore.

  • @BluesF
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    21 month ago

    These just look like normal deep sea creatures. Ever see those videos with the marine biologists talking while they explore the deep with an unmanned submarine? They find weird shit like this all the time.