• SolidGrue
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    1352 months ago

    DONALD TRUMP RAMBLES WHEN HE SPEAKS!

    Also, he’s pretty hard on the eyes. Kinda tired looking.

      • @rayyy
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        32 months ago

        Weird how weird trump is.

    • @ChillPenguin
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      412 months ago

      Actually now that you said that. I realized he looks kinda old too. He should drop out of the race.

    • @2piradians
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      362 months ago

      People are saying it. They’re saying he looks too old, too tired to make the cover of Time magazine. Lots of people are talking about it. Have you heard him speak? I had to shut it off, but people say he kept on and on, rambling. Rambling on and saying weird things, lotta weirdness coming from him.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        I was talking to the man on the car on the way to the rally today and he said, “sir, you’re 79 years old what the fuck are you doing running for president? You should be at home enjoying the life and warmth of your friends and family. At this point it looks like elder abuse.” and I thought wow check out this lady in the car in front of us.

      • @rayyy
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        22 months ago

        Weird that he asked the Pennsylvania folks a question as if the were in South Carolina.

      • Optional
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        242 months ago

        Plus the whole rapist thing. Not a good look.

        • Matt
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          52 months ago

          And he’s a convicted felon. So much criminal behavior. Not a good look.

        • Matt
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          32 months ago

          He probably had an aging related neurological disorder. Definitely not fit for president.

    • @[email protected]
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      92 months ago

      Also, he’s pretty hard on the eyes. Kinda tired looking.

      And hard on the ears and nose. Probably feels like an old, cracked leather couch slathered in make up.

    • @paf0
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      42 months ago

      Sad, even.

  • @Nightwingdragon
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    992 months ago

    I will say…

    The question of “Who is better looking, Donald Trump or Kamala Harris?” was asked by exactly zero people in the course of human history until he said that.

    And the list of people through the course of human history who gave even a sliver of a fuck what the answer is is:

    • Donald Trump
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      322 months ago

      That also happens to be the only person who believes that Trump is better looking than Harris, crazy right?

      • @wolfpack86
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        212 months ago

        Nah, I believe that Trump is better looking than Harris… In an orange jumpsuit behind bars.

    • @p5yk0t1km1r4ge
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      212 months ago

      Tbh she’s not too bad for her age actually. I’d smash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @pigup
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        22 months ago

        Frfr ain’t nothing wrong there boaaaahhhh

  • themeatbridge
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    972 months ago

    “They will say he’s rambling. I don’t ramble. I’m a really smart guy,” he rambled.

    • Matt
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      82 months ago

      Smart people don’t tell you how smart they are.

    • Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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      92 months ago

      Like a peach grimace holding in 80 years of farts, but yeah, ok. Having money convinced him all the platitudes were legit. They were not.

    • Rhaedas
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      42 months ago

      Never was a fan of Reagan, but even at the end when he really wasn’t there he was still a better speaker than Trump ever was.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      I’d heard of this before, I’d thought it was stupid before, but I wasn’t aware of just how bad the fake was. Did they never hold it side by side with a real cover? Hell, why not use real covers as templates?

  • @Rapidcreek
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    352 months ago

    I keep having to remind myself that Narcissism is a disease, but man I really don’t get how anyone supports this guy

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    282 months ago

    You know what I love about Trump? His humbleness.

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      The most humble person I know. A marine came up to him, huge guy, and he was crying, he said, he usually never cries, he said Trump was the most humble person in the world.

      • @TheBananaKing
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        132 months ago

        You left out the part where he called him sir.

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          Sir, sir, I just want you to know how humble you are, he says this to me with TEARS in his EYES, the biggest tears, the best tears, nobody cried before in the history of this country, cried the way he did, and it was a moment, a moving moment, and I said thank for your service, and he wheeled off in his wheelchair and his family was there and they were all proud, so proud, and well hey you know, he’s got a loving family, I love all the families, all the military families, they all fought and died and protected us from communism, and its crazy these days we’ve got communists, people who want to do communist policies here, but we’re gonna beat em, even though they lie, and the media lies…

          Et Cetera.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      32 months ago

      Like Moses he was the most humble man who ever lived - Numbers 12:3

  • Billiam
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    122 months ago

    🎶Lord, I was bored of Rambin’ Don…🎶

    • Whirlygirl9
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      🎶He’s destroyin’ my livin’ with tariffs on all brands🎶

  • @shyguyblue
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    112 months ago

    And don’t call me Shirley…

  • @aseriesoftubes
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    112 months ago

    This time he suggested both that Time had unsuccessfully tried to photograph Harris, and that the magazine had no pictures to use of her. “Time magazine doesn’t have a picture of her,” he said. “They have this unbelievable artist drawing her. And I said, ‘Is that Sophia Loren? Who might that be? Is that Elizabeth Taylor? Oh, they must be celebrating the great life and times of the magnificently beautiful Sophia Loren.’“

    My god, his cultural touchpoints are so fucking OLD.