Flying Squid to AtheismEnglish • 6 months agoOmnipotent being vs. Metal horse cart. Winner: Metal horse cart.imagemessage-square17arrow-up1172arrow-down12starcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-squarebizarrolandlinkfedilink25•6 months agoIt’s a crossover between Judaism and Irish fairy folklore. God can do everything except he can’t touch iron because it burns him. They just try to downplay that because knowing God’s weakness kind of pokes a hole in that whole omnipotence thing. arrow-up125arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish9•6 months ago“Is it possible for God to make a metal so powerful, even he can’t touch it?” “Yes.” arrow-up19arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@CM400linkEnglish17•6 months agoI mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels. arrow-up119arrow-down12file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@TallonMetroidlinkEnglish20•6 months agoWhat’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens? arrow-up120arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•6 months agoApparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later arrow-up13arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish14•6 months agoYou’re no fun. arrow-up115arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@CM400linkEnglish13•6 months agoFair enough. Fun may resume at will. arrow-up113arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•6 months agoBut alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron. arrow-up120arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•6 months agoCould God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it? arrow-up15arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish6•edit-26 months agoany of your dad’s jokes should work. arrow-up16arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•6 months agoThe Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes arrow-up14arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squarekamenLady.linkEnglish3•6 months agoOk, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing. arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@NegativeInflinkEnglish14•6 months agoA god of convenience and coincidence. arrow-up115arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•6 months agoOur god gave us the hills nobody lived and can’t farm. That rich farmland must have already been claimed by a different god. arrow-up17arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoDude created a world mostly filled with water, and His People can’t even drink it. arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoTerrible writing. “They” presumably refers to two different groups within the same sentence. arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•6 months agoThat’s perfectly fine with a complex sentence that clearly refers to a separate group before the second usage. It also wasn’t originally written in English. arrow-up17arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
It’s a crossover between Judaism and Irish fairy folklore. God can do everything except he can’t touch iron because it burns him.
They just try to downplay that because knowing God’s weakness kind of pokes a hole in that whole omnipotence thing.
“Is it possible for God to make a metal so powerful, even he can’t touch it?”
“Yes.”
I mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
What’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
Apparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
You’re no fun.
Fair enough. Fun may resume at will.
But alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
Could God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
any of your dad’s jokes should work.
The Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
Ok, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.
A god of convenience and coincidence.
Our god gave us the hills nobody lived and can’t farm.
That rich farmland must have already been claimed by a different god.
Dude created a world mostly filled with water, and His People can’t even drink it.
Terrible writing. “They” presumably refers to two different groups within the same sentence.
That’s perfectly fine with a complex sentence that clearly refers to a separate group before the second usage.
It also wasn’t originally written in English.