Robert Kennedy Jr. is planning to drop out of the presidential race by the end of this week, sources familiar with the decision tell ABC News.

I get it. It was really cutting into his roadkill-eating time and you only have so many bicycles in your van.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
    59•4 months ago

    I guess once they figured he was cutting into Trump’s vote more then Harris’s they couldn’t have him spoiling the wrong candidate.

      • @[email protected]English
        11•4 months ago

        They had hoped he would siphon “anyone but Trump” voters off of Biden. But now they’re afraid he’ll siphon votes off of Trump and assume that no one who would vote for Harris would vote for RFK

    • @mercano
      9•4 months ago

      Something he and Nikki Haley have in common. Trump was happy to have her, despite earlier saying anyone who voted for her was permanently banned from MAGA, so really it’s the perfect match.

    • @[email protected]
      5•4 months ago

      Imagine agreeing to become the sidekick to a man that you called “America’s Hitler” just a few years prior.

  • @cybervseasEnglish
    31•4 months ago

    That’ll only make them even more weird than they already are.

    • Flying SquidOP
      29•4 months ago

      “We’re not weird! We’ve got the antivax brain worms guy on our side!”

  • @ZagamTheVile
    31•4 months ago

    This isn’t the real RFK Jr. The real one is being held captive. The imposter is trying to drop out and support trump. But the real one will be released upon winning the election and will then be sitting president. Keep the faith, spread the word, and vote RFK Jr! Don’t believe the lies.

    • @[email protected]
      3•4 months ago

      He’s clearly working in partnership with his father, Vincent Fusca, and they plan to restore the Kennedy name once they take the White House back. This will break the curse, reset time, and transport us back to 1963 where it all began.

      • @Cort
        1•4 months ago

        No, zombie John Lennon

  • @ChowJeeBai
    26•4 months ago

    And in typical trump fashion, rfks probably not getting paid.

  • @[email protected]
    15•4 months ago

    I like to imagine that the brain worm is piloting RFK’s body like the mechas in Pacific Rim.

    • Track_ShovelEnglish
      3•4 months ago

      Or like the little alien guy inside the ‘sugar water’ guy’s head in MIB

    • @jordanlund
      2•4 months ago

      Don’t be silly, you’d need TWO worms for that…

  • @[email protected]
    13•4 months ago

    Can he drop out?

    Kamala had to be nominated before the convention to make registration deadlines in Ohio.

    Shouldn’t RFK be stuck on the ballet? - at least in Ohio?

  • @Marthirial
    6•4 months ago

    Those 528 weirdos he is bringing will fit right in with the MAGA slush.

  • @[email protected]
    6•4 months ago

    Fuck, my parents want to vote for this clown. I don’t think my mom can stomach to vote for Trump, because of the reversal of Roe v Wade, but my dad might be dumb enough to do it. Fuuuuck…

  • HubertManne
    6•4 months ago

    god. what cabinet post was he promised. usually the big one is secretary of state. as if the first was not bad enough. trump pres, jd vice pres and jfk jr sec of state. I can’t get this nightmare out of my head.

    • Flying SquidOP
      12•4 months ago

      According to John Oliver a few weeks ago, RFK himself suggested HHS. Which is absolutely horrifying and absolutely something I could see Trump doing.

    • @Frozengyro
      14•4 months ago

      Might have taken votes away from Trump, otherwise no.

  • @[email protected]English
    4•4 months ago

    https://www.ipsos.com/en-us/whos-voting-robert-kennedy-jr

    Who’s voting for Robert Kennedy Jr.?

    Who’s voting RFK? The demographic profile of RFK voters is fairly similar to the average American. There are no significant differences by race, age, or income, though RFK Jr. voters are slightly more likely to be women.

    On the issues, RFK Jr. is a little all over the place. He previously ran as a Democratic candidate, but at the same time has embraced right-wing conspiracies about the COVID-19 vaccine. His supporters, too, are a bit scattered on the issues. For example, like Republicans, they are more likely to view immigration as a top issue, but like Democrats, are more likely to view climate change and abortion as top issues.

    Hmm.

    According to this:

    https://www.statista.com/statistics/1422275/robert-f-kennedy-jr-favorability-age-us/

    He polls best with people 30-44.

  • @xc2215x
    2•4 months ago

    If he doesn’t Trump loses very likely so it happens.