• Icalasari
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    4525 days ago

    That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

    Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto’s head cavity!

  • SGG
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    3425 days ago

    Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa’uld given what he looks like at the moment.

    Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa’uld rule to be honest.

  • @acosmichippo
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    2225 days ago

    are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

    • @[email protected]
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      1125 days ago

      I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

      • Diplomjodler
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        825 days ago

        His brain worms are more discerning.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      124 days ago

      It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

  • @Whirling_Cloudburst
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    1525 days ago

    I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

  • @aeronmelon
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    Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

    A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

  • @jaybone
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    1125 days ago

    Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

  • @Kyrgizion
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    325 days ago

    It’s dead jim. I’m not a magician!

  • @[email protected]
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    325 days ago

    I’m kinda surprised the democrats weren’t able to offer him something in exchange for staying in

      • @[email protected]
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        I mean they’d prefer to win, they’re just not willing to pass any progressive policy to get there.

        It suprises me because RFK wouldn’t require progressive policy to get on board, he said he’d settle for a cabinet position.

        • queermunist she/her
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          They wouldn’t even let a Palestinian-American speak at the DNC to appease the uncommitted movement. All they asked for is for an elected Palestinian Democrat. That’s it. And the Party smacked it down.

          The easiest thing in the world, but they’d rather lose than let Palestinians speak.

          But they let Israelis, police, and literal Republicans speak.

  • @[email protected]
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    222 days ago

    They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it